Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी# लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal, :white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:. Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:
zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho,
achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho..........
by........MD AFTAB
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman: #Life_time :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #Life की #वाट :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:
In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu,
Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...