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  • Ladkiyo ka zuthh... I Miss U Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi. Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby" Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine, Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai, Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
  • 10 years ago



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  • ~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya. By - m.FreshSMS.in
  • 10 years ago



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  • Mandir Me Tham Liya Mene Haath Uska Aaj Kaabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha Chah Kar Bhi Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki Kyuki Uske Pao Me Sandle Nahi Tha.
  • 10 years ago



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  • supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke. dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye, Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye, Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi, Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye. By-susil
  • 10 years ago



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  • vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nake ko, Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko, Jab tak na mile koi To try karte raho har ek ko.
  • 10 years ago



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  • ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Karne Ki, Apni Ek Reet Hai!! Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai!! Isiliye Try Maro Har LADKI Par.! Kyun ki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Kuchh likhta hu kiran ke naam . . Jise kabhi sapno me dekha Wo hakikt me aae to kya hota hai . . . . Ankhe khuli or samne unka chehr hota hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkon ke liye 1 Vishesh Suchna.. . Agar koi ladki tumse mile... frndship kare.. aur agle din hi tumse I luv u kahe... toh... . . . . . . . samaj lena wo emotional attyachar ki undercover agent hai...
  • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate... Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, :((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi. Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta. Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko... Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete.. Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta SKTSMS.IN
  • 10 years ago



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  • Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
  • 10 years ago



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  • A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
  • 10 years ago



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