Ladkiyo ka zuthh...
I Miss U
Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti
Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu
Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta
Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti
Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi.
Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata
Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain
Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
~Only_U.R.~ Zuki hue palko se unka didar kiya,Sab kuch bhula k unka intzar kiya,Wo jan hi na paye zazbat mere, Jine duniya me mene sabse jyada pyar kiya.
By - m.FreshSMS.in
supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
reply
dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
Ayi jab clg life ki yaad to ansu nikal gye,
Dil ke karib aakr wo hmse bichad gye,
Ek mod pr mile the saare Ajnabi,
Pata bhi nhi lga kb raaste bikhar gye.
By-susil
vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya
sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui
gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha
vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Ladkon ke liye 1 Vishesh Suchna..
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Agar koi ladki tumse mile...
frndship kare..
aur
agle din hi tumse I luv u kahe...
toh...
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samaj lena
wo emotional attyachar ki undercover agent hai...
Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna.
Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate...
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta,
:((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi.
Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta.
Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko...
Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete..
Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta
SKTSMS.IN
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.