Funny Love SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum, Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

10 years ago

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

10 years ago

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.

10 years ago

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge? Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?

10 years ago

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Some Lines For Friends : Aisa nahi ye zindgi buri hain, Par school aur college ki life hi kuch aur thi.. Aisa Nahi ki Ab Husi Nahi Aati, Par Dosto K sath Bethkar Khilkhilane ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki aage kuch hasil nahi kiya, Par result aane par dosto k sath party karne ki baat kuch aur thi.. Aisa nahi ki ab life nahi kat rahi hain, Par dosto k sath zindgi jeene ki baat kuch aur thi.. "Friends k sath beete har pal ki baate kuch aur thi..."

10 years ago

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Boy friend (bahut romantik andaj mai): Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon ke liye kya laya hu !!!! Girl friend:- so sweet kya ? Boy friend:- . Zu nikalne wali kangi.

10 years ago

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Papu ne ek ladki ko propose kiya through msg .. . Ladki ne 2din mein us papu se shaadi karli...! yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai..! . socho papu ne kya kaha hoga?? . . . . . I love u utna, ENGINEERING ka syllabus hai jitna...!

10 years ago

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

10 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

10 years ago

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1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

10 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

10 years ago

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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE. Boy jumped first, Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying LOVE IS BLIND Boy in air open his parashute saying LOVE NEVER DIES...

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GIRL TO BOY: jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de na.

10 years ago

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

10 years ago

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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P

10 years ago

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Ek Cinema Me Titanic" Lagi Hui Thi, Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya, Mom,Dad Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

10 years ago

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zaruri nahi ki insan pyar ki murat ho, sundar aur behad khobsuratho, achcha toh wahi insan hota hai jo tab aapke sath ho jab aapko uski zarurat ho.......... by........MD AFTAB

10 years ago

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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, Daba le kamine natak mat kar...

10 years ago

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देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..

10 years ago

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ये :man: मेरा :heart_decoration: दिल है.
कोई :ship: TitaniC शिप नहीं.
इस मैं सिर्फ तेरी जगह है.
हज़ारों की नहीं..

9 years ago

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