प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman: #Life_time :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #Life की #वाट :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:
Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . !
kisi bhi band muthi mein
magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai.
Achanak be-khayali mein
Bina sochay Bina samjhay
Yunhi bus be-irada hi
Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..
Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai.
Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai
Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto
Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!