Aajkal jisko dekho
photo khichane ke
chakkar me pareshan hai...
Ek din ek ladki apne frnd ka photo khinch rahi thi...
Tabhi ek ladka aaya chumma leke chala gaya.
Ladki photo khinchane ke baad apni
dost se puchti hai
kisi ne mujhe kiss kiya?
Kaisa jawana aa gaya hai?
Aaj kiss huaa hai
kal kya hoga is jawane ka??
Me नहीं जानता Kエ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं, क्या Facεbook हैं, Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस エtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart: Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो, और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.
Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
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Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..
<(,)
(( aaaiii
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Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate,
hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate,
hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil..
bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!