Funny Love SMS

I want to hugh u i want to kiss u love + ship = titanic dinosaur + forest= jurassic park arnold + gun=terminator U + UR SMILE = Oh my god...THE MUMMY RETURNS

10 years ago

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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy? Boy; 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

10 years ago

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Mere ISHQ Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ka Wicket Gira Diya, Lekin Meri Takdir To Dekho, Uska Baap UMPIRE Tha, Meri Ball Ko NO-BALL Bata Diya

10 years ago

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yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h, apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h, sada yaade taza rhti h unki , jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!

10 years ago

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Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!

10 years ago

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Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin, Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahi. Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nahi

10 years ago

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

10 years ago

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Loji arz kiya hai.. . . dil dena he dan me. wah . . wah . . he koi ladki aap ke jan phechan me.

10 years ago

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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum, Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya, Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi, Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi "TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"

10 years ago

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सुनो :ear_tone1:तेरे :bride_with_veil_tone1: नाम के नीचे :arrow_heading_down: ऑनलाइन आना क़सम से धड़का :heartbeat: देता है मेरे :sunglasses: दिल :heart:को...

9 years ago

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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu, k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae har lafj me esa dard bhardo, ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.

10 years ago

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Hum Hum hai Aap Aap hai Na aap kam hai Na hum kam hai to kis baat ka gum hai SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..

10 years ago

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Tumhari Nazron Me Is Kadar Doob Jana Chahta Hun, *Ek Minut Ruk* Me Swimming Suit Pehan Kar Aata Hu..!!

10 years ago

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1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

10 years ago

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:heart_eyes:सुन पगली ज़िंदगी हैं छोटी#
लेकिन Life में Traffic:vertical_traffic_light:बहुत हैं
बस तू आज दे दे प्यार का Green Signal,
:white_check_mark: और में तुम्हें ले चलो इश्क़ की :couplekiss:.
Long Drive पे..:kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Wah Wah Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par

10 years ago

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WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

10 years ago

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.

10 years ago

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Pagli मेरी :gift_heart: Äαshiqi_तो
:calling:Jioसे भी Բαšт है, Ęκ
बार :cupid:Ďįℓ♡ मे उतर के तो देख :couple:
बीना Network :couple_with_heart: के ही,
तुझेे Unlimited याद आऊंगा . .

9 years ago

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

10 years ago

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