Funny Love SMS

Premi:e bewafa tune mera dil jaladiya, dil jala kr rakh bana diya Premika:teri kurbani bekar nhi jayegi, rakh bhej dena bartan manjane k kaam ayegi.

10 years ago

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देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..

9 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

10 years ago

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ey Khuda : Saari Khusiyan : Saari Izzat : Saari Mohabbat : Saari Chahat : De De Usko : Dil Me Hai Jiske : <=Dard-E-Disco=>

10 years ago

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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..

10 years ago

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

10 years ago

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Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

10 years ago

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Ldki ki nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijazt hoti he Hmesha piche pad jao jb tk ha n bole Qki derSe ha krna ladkiyo ki aadat hoti he.

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

10 years ago

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.

10 years ago

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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se, roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...

10 years ago

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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu, k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae har lafj me esa dard bhardo, ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.

10 years ago

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Bahaduri kya hai? Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao, or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile. Or tum pucho-Hi mom! Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..

10 years ago

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

10 years ago

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आप पागल हो P= Pyaare A= Attractive G= Gehius A= Advance L= Lovely अब मुस्करो मत आखर हो तो पागल

10 years ago

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J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.

10 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

10 years ago

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Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!

10 years ago

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Puchha Mujh Se Chand Sitaro Ne, Tuje BhooLa Diya Kya Tere Jigari Yaaro Ne, Maine Kaha BhooL To Nahi Sakte, Bas Lage Honge Kamine Kisi ko Patane Me.

10 years ago

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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

10 years ago

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