Lecture Me Masti Thi
Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi
Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha
Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*
Kabhi Lafz Bhul Jau,
Kabhi Bat Bhool Jau,
Tujhe Is Kadar Chahu K,
Apni Zaat Bhul Jau,
Uth K Tere Pass Se Main Jo Chal Du,
Jate Hue Khud Ko Tere Pas Bhool Jau.
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)
Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
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Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..
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Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
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dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya,
fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya,
chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya,
mohabbat ne kitno ko paro,
chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.