Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota,
Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota..
Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear,
Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..
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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
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Sad love story from boy
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli
jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao
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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya.
Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai?
Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.
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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
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Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
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Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..
<(,)
(( aaaiii
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Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
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Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect,
I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
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Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
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Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar
Wah Wah
Hathi Ne Kaha Hathni Ki Kabar Par Ja Kar
Darling, Mujhe Naaz Tha Teri Patli Kamar Par
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Ae SANAM..
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Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo
Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake
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Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To
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GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!
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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.
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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..
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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
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