Ladki Se Nasha Hota H,
Nashe Se Jannon.
Jannon Se Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Padhayi.
Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H,
Isliye Successful Hone K Liye,
Ladki Patana Jarrori H,
Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.
Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
Kaise Mumkin Tha
kisi aur haqim se
elaaj karana..?
.
.
.
Ae DOst,
Ishq ka Rog Tha,
Ammi ki chappal se hi araam aya..
<(,)
(( aaaiii
<<
Ammmmmmiiiiiii. ... :-(
Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You?
Gf: Lips?
Bf: No
Gf: Cheek?
Bf: No
Gf: Neck?
Bf: Nope
Gf: Then Where?
Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front
Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman: #Life_time :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #Life की #वाट :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:
Forgetting friend is a
CrimeI
gnoring them is a
Shame
Liking them is a
Pleasure
Thinking of them is a
Necessity
N disturbing them
‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yr!’a