Funny Love SMS

Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

10 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

10 years ago

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:point_right:सुन पगली,
तेरे :heart:दिल तक पहुँचना चाहता हूँ:dancer:
जल्दी बोल :metro: Train पकड़ु या :airplane: Flight ।।

9 years ago

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"EKSACH Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword

10 years ago

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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma .. .. .. .. Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe

10 years ago

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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

10 years ago

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सुन पगली :woman:,
:hammer_pick: डांडीया रास तो 100 लडकियो :dancers:
के साथ खेल शकता हु, लेकिन वो एक :information_desk_person:
तुम हो, जिसके बिना मन :heartbeat: लगता ही :x: नही..

9 years ago

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

10 years ago

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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai.. Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai.. Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par, Kyoki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.;-)

10 years ago

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

10 years ago

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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h. Or ladko ke hatho me, ; ;;; ; ; Wo mehandi wale hath.

10 years ago

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h, apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h, sada yaade taza rhti h unki , jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!

10 years ago

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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday

10 years ago

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Har Koi Puchhta Hai Karte KyaHo Tum, Unhe Lagta Hain Jaise Mohabbat Koi Kaam Hi Nahi Hain.

10 years ago

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Girl:I Love YOU Dear. Boy:Differnt Style Me Propos Karo Na Girl:Teri Laash ko Aag Lgane Ka Chance Mere Bete Ko Dega Ki nhi.

10 years ago

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Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya, Pyar Ki Bewafai Me Khud KoMita Diya, Isi Pyar Me Log Bane Devdaas, Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindaas.

10 years ago

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WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

10 years ago

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Sad love story from boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-2 ho gaye Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao

10 years ago

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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge? Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?

10 years ago

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