70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.
Har jis dil me mumtaj h,
har jis dil me mumtaj h.
har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h,
magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h
kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.
Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn
Friend: Wo Q?
Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.