Funny Love SMS

Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai.. papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai.. beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..

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:point_right:सुन पगली,
तेरे :heart:दिल तक पहुँचना चाहता हूँ:dancer:
जल्दी बोल :metro: Train पकड़ु या :airplane: Flight ।।

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Me नहीं जानता Kｴ :heart_eyes: क्या Googlε हैं,
क्या Facεbook हैं,
Mε :kissing_heart: तो बस ｴtna जानता हूँ :sparkling_heart:
Tuღ मेरे Wんatsapp हो,
और Mε तुम्हारा Status हूँ.

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J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hai . Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai . . . To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti...??

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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

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Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe

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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.

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Mohabbt Ki Baat Mat Karo. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Par Aitbaar Karna. Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta :(Guzar Gaye Jo Din Wo Waapas Laut Kar Nahi Aate... Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Mujhe Accha Nahi Lagta, :((Mujhe Malum Hai Wo Shaqs Bewafa Thi. Magar Mujhe Kisi Ko Bewfaa Kehna Acha Nhi Lagta. Jakhm Bahut Diye Hain Usne Is Dil-e-nadan Ko... Jakhm Hum Bhi De Dete.. Par Hume Badla Lena Accha Nhi Lagta SKTSMS.IN

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

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PYAR means…. P = Phone karna.. Y = Yaad karna.. A = Azadi khona.. R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!! Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

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supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do .... 1= hit me wid a pillow 2= drop a bucket full ov water 3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly 4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on 5= sit quietly and till em awake 6= ignore me and go back 7= wake me up wid alarm clock 8= give me misss callzz 9= ask my mom 2 wake me up 10= u start searching 4 my cell fone reply dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..

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Boy apni lover se - tum hoti to aisa hota tum hoti to waisa hota but maa kasam tum na hoti to paisa hi paisa hota.

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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.

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Ae SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To . GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.!

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देख पगली :woman: ACCiDEnt :children_crossing: तो होते रहते है लोग फिर भी गाड़ी :red_car: चलाना नहीं छोड़ते, वैसे ही BrEAkUp :broken_heart: होते रहते है प्यार :couplekiss: करना नहीं छोड़ते..

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one day the moon sed 2 me, If your lover makes you cry, why dont you leave your lover.. I looked at the moon, And replied would you ever leave your sky?

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"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de. jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de, kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki, hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.

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koi chez be-wafai se badh kar kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se badh kar kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PADHAI se badh kar kia hogi:-)

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Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..

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