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  • Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab
    Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar
    Hospital Gya.
    Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge,
    Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga,
    "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • A man who keeps company with glaciers comes to feel tolerably insignificiant by and by. The Alps and the glaciers together are able to take every bit of conceit out of a man and reduce his self-importance to zero if he will only remain within the influence of their sublime presence long enough to give it a fair and reasonable chance to do its work.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Zero Quotes , Hard Work Quotes
  • What can the schools do to defend democracy? Should they preach a specific political doctrine? I believe they should not. If they are able to teach young people to have a critical mind and a socially oriented attitude, they will have done all that is necessary.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Attitude Quotes , Believe Quotes
  • Rona Padta Hai Ek Din Muskurane Ke Baad,
    Yaad Aate Hain Wo Dur Jane Ke Baad.
    Dil To Dukhta Hee Hai Uske Liye,
    Jo Apna Na Ho Sake Itni Mohabbat Jatane Ke Baad..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Char Dino Ki Thi Zindagi Jaane Kaise Beet Gayi,
    Thukara Ke Yahan Sab Humko Bewafa Hi Kahte Rahe,

    Magar Na Kisi Se Hamne Aaj Talak Kiya Shikwa,
    Hum Bhi Na Jaane Kaise The Chup Chap Sitam Sahte Rahe…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Mass democracy, mass morality and the mass media thrive independently of the individual, who joins them only at the cost of at least a partial perversion of his instincts and insights. He pays for his social ease with what used to be called his soul - his discriminations, his uniqueness, his psychic energy, his self.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Alvarez Quotes , Self Quotes , Media Quotes
  • Even though I grew up in an area of England that was more conservative than my personal politics and my family's personal politics, I grew up with a lot of guy friends. There was no real difference between us. When I moved to London, it really became apparent that gender was going to make a mark. I started experiencing sexual intimidation and aggression. People coming up to women on the streets and telling them how hot they are and what they wanted to do to them. For me, that was shocking coming from a village. I thought intersexuality was a great way of exploring that shock.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abigail Tarttelin Quotes , Real Quotes , People Quotes
  • Agar aap chahte ho ke koi ladki ke dil me apne liye pyaar kaise dhundhe to simple yaar pahle uska picha karo tab tak ke use pata ho ke tum uspe line maar rahe ho phirlater likho later me khuch sher shayri likho aur 2 -3 baate apni dil ki likho phir apne naam ke sath uska naam likho aur mo.number zaroor likhna aur call karne ka time bhi phir jo tumne time diye uss time pe call aaya to samjh lena uske dil me tumhare pyaar hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : April Fool SMS
  • Lo Mai Aa Gai Mera Naam Holi:fire: Koi Mere Maje Lete Hai Khakar Bhaang Ki Goli Aur Priya Pritam Karte Hai Aankh Micholi Jitni Tum Samzte Ho Utni Mai Utni Hu Nahi Bholi Mere Se Bachkar Koi Reh Nai Sakta Kar Deti Hu Mai Kaali Pili Isile To Maante Hai Muze Happy Holi......Happy Holi.....:fire::fire::fire:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Holi SMS
  • Salsman-Which
    Soap U
    Use?
    Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
    Salsman-Is BABA’S
    A INTRNATIONAL Company?
    Snta: Baba Is My Room Mate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jinke dosti me ham divane ho gaye
    vo ham se begane ho gaye
    shayad unko tlash hai nay dost ki
    ab unke najar me ham purane ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS