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  • Shaikh ki wife:ager main mer gai to kitney arsey bad shadi kar lo gey?

    Shaikh:meri koshish hogi k qulloun wali biryani main vallima kar loun.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • सन्डे की सुबह 10 बजे तक अगर आपके घर वाले सोने
    देते हैं तो....
    या तो आपकी सैलरी अच्छी है या उनको आपसे
    कोई उम्मीद नही है...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye ToKya Karu
    Tu Hi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye ToKya Karu
    Hasrat Hai Ki Ek Nazar Tujhe Dubara Dekh Lu
    Kismat Woh Lamha Na Laye To Kya Karu
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Be guided, only by the healer of the sick, the raiser of the dead, the friend of all who were afflicted and forlorn, the patient Master who shed tears of compassion for our infirmities. We cannot but be right if we put all the rest away, and do everything in remembrance of Him. There is no vengeance and no infliction of suffering in His life, I am sure. There can be no confusion in following Him, and seeking for no other footsteps, I am certain!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Compassion Quotes , Sick Quotes
  • Nazare Mile To Pyar Ho Jata Hai,
    Palke Uthe To Izhaar Ho Jata Hai,
    Na Jane Kya Kasish Hai Chahat Main,
    Ke Koi Anjaan Bhi Hamari
    Zindagi Ka Haqdaar Ho Jata Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Kaun Kaheta Hai Ki,
    Taz Mahal Banane Ke
    Liye Daulat Nahi Milegi?
    Daulat To Bahut Milegi,
    Lekin, Jiski Yaad Mai
    Banwaye Waisi Mohabbat
    Nahi Milegi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Shiv Ki Sakti Se Noor Milta
    Hai Sabke Dilon Ko Suroor
    Milta Hai Jo Bhi Jata Hai
    "Bhole" Ke Darwar Me Use Kuchh
    Na Kuchh Jaroor Milta Hai
    Happy Maha Shivratri
    By - Ajay ingale
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Shivratri SMS
  • Olympics मे सभी महिला विजेताओ के कोच ये पुरुष है ,
    इस बात पर ध्यान दे !
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    इससे ये साबित होता है कि,
    जो औरते पुरुषो की बातें सुनती और मानती है,
    उन्ही औरतो को जीवन में सफलता प्राप्त होती है !
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Aaj tak bandhi hai uske aane ki ummeed
    aaj tak thehri hui hai zindagi apni jagah
    laakh ye chaaha ki usko bhool jaun par doston,
    Hausle apni jagah hai bebasi apni jagah...ii
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Santa samose wale se:
    oye tumhare samose
    me se ladki ka baal
    nikla hai
    Somosa wala: Are 5
    rupye me puri ladki
    niklagi kaya ??
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Phool Gir Sakte Hai Par
    Khusbu Nhi, Chand Doob Sakta
    Hai Par Taare Nhi, Nadi
    Sookh Sakte Hai Par Saagar
    Nhi, Aapko Duniya Bhool
    Sakte Hai Par HUM Nhi!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al McGuire Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes