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  • Girl To Pappu (in college): Hey Guy! Where is the princepal office?

    Santa: Pappu ye tujhe gay bol rahi hai.

    Pappu (Style Me): Sorry, bakariyo se hamara princepal nahi milta. :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khule me tatti karne k fayede aur nuksan...
    Khule me tatti ki badboo nai aati.
    Gaand me paseena nai hota.
    Sirf ek lote me tatti sambhaw paniki bachat.
    Nuksaan
    Khuli gaand me saanp k ghsne ka dar.
    Lota gir gya to gaand ko zameen pe ghiso chilne ka khatra.
    Aapke saamne koi bhi gaand khol k tatti kar sakta hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • रात भर मुझे, इस बात ने सोने नहीँ दिया..
    कि, ज़िन्दगी तो बस चार दिन की हैँ, और
    इंटरनेट-पैक, तो मैने 30 दिन का करवा लिया..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi?
    Pappu - sirf 10%
    Salman - why?
    Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi karna chahte hai .
    K.k
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Aam Admi Ne Murgi Pakdi
    Ghar Aaya To Dekha
    Na Gas
    Na Ata
    Na Bijli
    Na Oil
    Admi Vapas Murgi Ko Chhor Ke Aaya
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    Murgi Puri Raat Chillai:-
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    Congress Party Zindabad. Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • The Himalayan Glaciers on the Tibetan Plateau have been among the most affected by global warming. The Himalayas...provide more than half of the drinking water for 40% of the world's population...Within the next half-century, that 40% of the world's people may well face a very serious drinking water shortage, unless the world acts boldly and quickly to mitigate global warming.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Gore Quotes , Drinking Quotes , People Quotes
  • In our day the feeling of patriotism is an unnatural, irrational, and harmful feeling, and a cause of a great part of the ills from which mankind is suffering, and that, consequently, this feeling - should not be cultivated, as is now being done, but should, on the contrary, be suppressed and eradicated by all means available to rational men.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Mean Quotes , Patriotic Quotes
  • "Saza hume ye kaisi mili dil lagane ki,

    Ro rahe magar tamnna thi muskurane ki,
    Apna dard kise dikhau aye dost,

    Dard bhi usine diya jo wajah thi muskurane ki…"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • You do not know how much they mean to me, my friends, And how, how rare and strange it is, to find In a life composed so much, so much of odds and ends, (For indeed I do not love it ... you knew? you are not blind! How keen you are!) To find a friend who has these qualities, Who has, and gives Those qualities upon which friendship lives. How much it means that I say this to you- Without these friendships-life, what cauchemar!
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Mean Quotes , Odds Quotes
  • Ya khuda meri duaon mein itna asar karde,
    Khushiyan use, dard uska mujhe nazar kar de.
    Dilon se dooriyon ka ehsaas mita de ya maula,
    Nahin to uske aanchal ko mera kafan kar de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dil Mein Dard Ke Ped Hain,
    Yahan Koi Patjhad Ka Bhay Nahin,

    Yeh Darkhat Kitane Ajib The,
    Sabhi Mousamo Mein Hare Bhare Rahe,

    Woh Kalaam Jinki Chhatein Udi,
    Wohi Shamiyane Mein Dafan Hain,

    Teer E Sher Dil Mein Utar Gaye,
    Jo Khare The Sikke Khare Rahe…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic. The editor of an English magazine having received a letter pointing out the erroneous nature of his views and style, and signed "Perfection," promptly wrote at the foot of the letter: "I don't agree with you," and mailed it to Matthew Arnold.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Views Quotes , Editors Quotes