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  • भूत १- " तू कसा मेलास?"
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    भूत २- " थंडी ने कुडकुडून मेलो. आणि तू?
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    भूत १- " काय सांगू यार........ बायकोवर संशय होता, सगळा घर शोधलं, कोणी नव्हतं.......... लाजेने मेलो.
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    भूत २- " अरे साल्या फ्रीज तरी उघडायचा ........ दोघ वाचलो असतो!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sacchi Dosti Bezubaan Hoti Hai
    Ye To Aankhon Se Bayan Hoti Hai
    Dosti Mein Dard Mile To Kya
    Dard Me Hi To Apno Or Parayon Ki Pehchan Hai…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • If you maintain a dead church, contribute to a dead Bible-society, vote with a great party either for the government or against it, spread your table like base housekeepers, - under all these screens I have diffuculty to detect the precise man you are: and of course so much force is withdrawn from your proper life. But do your work and I shall know you. Do your work, and you shall reinforce yourself. A man must consider what a blind-man's bluff is this game of conformity. If I know your sect I anticipate your argument.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Party Quotes , Men Quotes
  • The dignity of this end of endowment of man's life with new commodity appeareth by the estimation that antiquity made of such as guided thereunto ; for whereas founders of states, lawgivers, extirpators of tyrants, fathers of the people, were honoured but with the titles of demigods, inventors ere ever consecrated among the gods themselves.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Father Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Maszid ki namaj ya mandir ki dua ho tum,ho khuda ka tohfa ya khud khuda ho tum,bs itna bta 2 hme ai jaan,dil me rahte ho ya dil ki jagah ho tum.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. G. Wells Quotes , Funny Quotes , Time Quotes
  • I want to make a Facebook account
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    And the name will be
    NoBody
    So when I see stupid scrap people post,
    I can Like it...
    And it will say Nobody Likes This....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. The sitter is merely the accident, the occasion. It is not he who is revealed by the painter; it is rather the painter who, on the coloured canvas, reveals himself.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Artist Quotes , Feelings Quotes