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  • Judge: why r u arrested?
    Sardar: for shopping early?
    Judge: well, that is not a crime,
    anyway how early were u shopping?
    Sardar: before opening the shop
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Main Mar Jaun To Mujhe Jala Den
    Usse Pahle Mera Dil Ko Nikal Lena,
    Mujhe Parwah Nahi Is Dil Ki Jal
    Jane Ki, Mujhe Parwah Hai Is Dil
    Mein Rahne Wali Ki.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • She :- R U Single?
    .
    .
    Me :- Haan Ekdum..... Mai To
    Paida
    Bhi Akela
    Hi Hua Tha
    .
    .
    .
    She :- Baki Sab Baraat Leke
    Paida Hote
    Hai Stupid
    **BLOCKED** :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aag Lagi Mere Ghar Ko Kisi Apne Ne,
    Poocha Kya Bacha Hai?
    Maine Kaha Ek Mai Hi Bacha Hu.


    To Usne Hanskar Kaha Phir Jala Hi Kya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,

    Aj Mujh Se Lipat K So Jao,
    Aj Kro Kuch Aisa Mujh Me Kho Jao

    Apne Nazuk Se Malmal Se Jism Ki Khushbu Se,
    Mere Badan Ko Mehka K So Jao

    Musalsal Sans Se Sans Jor Do Jana,
    Aj Mere Tan Se Apna Tan Mila K So Jao

    Chand Si Chandni Me Taaro Ka Dikhao Jalwa,
    Aj Mujhe Pyar Do Ya Pyar Kar K So Jao
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Dil k mahman ban jao
    .
    Ankho k arman ban jao
    .
    Honto ki muskan ban jao.
    Oh Aap Ho,
    I am sorry yaar:
    Tum to bas:
    Insaan Ban Jao.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Itna Bedard Hai Mera Sanam
    Ki
    Use Mere Dard Ka Ehsaas Tak Nahi..
    Dosto
    Wo Kisi Se Karta Hai Pyar
    Use Khud Ko Bhi Khabar Nahi..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • I've actually found - especially doing my cabaret show - I'm connecting with people in a way I haven't connected with them. I've found that when you're open and honest, people respond to that, whatever you're being open and honest about. You could then, when you lay that as the groundwork, say, "Here I am. This is what I think. I come in peace." Then you're able to push out, to be able to talk about more things. And that's been a really heartening thing about my life, actually.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Alan Cumming Quotes , Thinking Quotes , People Quotes
  • Patthar Jaisa Kisi Ka Dil
    Na Ho, Bikhre Huye Sapne
    Kisi Ke Taqdir Me Na Ho,
    Koi Kisi Ko Dil Se Chahe
    To Wo Usika Ho, Warna Umar
    Bhar Ka Intezaar Kisi
    Ke Bhi Naseeb Me Na Ho.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Rab Ne Maa Ko Ye Azmat
    Kamal Ki Di..
    Uski Dua Par Musibat Bhi Taal Di..
    Upar Wale Ne Maa Ke Pyaar Ki
    Kuch Is Tarah Missal Di..
    Ki Jannat Utha Ke Maa Ke Kadmon Mein Daal Di..
    Waris ali ansari
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love You
  • Khuda ka diya sab kuch hbalance hphone hdost hitna rutba hki kisi ko b miscall kru to msg ki line lag jaikami h to bas apke msg ki,,,,
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • The motives and purposes of authors are not always so pure and high, as, in the enthusiasm of youth, we sometimes imagine. To many the trumpet of fame is nothing but a tin horn to call them home, like laborers from, the field, at dinner-time, and they think themselves lucky to get the dinner.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Quotes , Home Quotes , Thinking Quotes
  • Yeh duniya waale barre ajeeb hain
    kabhi durr toa kabhi kareeb hain
    dard na batao toa hame kayar kehte hain
    aur dard batao toa hame shayar kehte hainnn
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS