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Human language can but imperfectly describe God's ways. I am sensible of the fact that they are indescribable and inscrutable. But if mortal man will dare to describe them, he has no better medium than his own inarticulate speech.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Men Quotes , Speech Quotes

The subtlest of subtleties, this is the gateway to all mysteries.

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Mystery Quotes

Kisi Ko Apni Khoobiyon Ka Ehsaas Nahin Hota,
Aap Jaisa Dostoon Ka Milna Itefaaq Nahin Hota,
Achha Kuch Kia Hoga Hum Ne,
Warna Aap Ho Sath Humare Ye Yaqeen Nahin Hota…!!

10 years ago

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Of course, you can’t force your mind to be silent. That would be like trying to smooth ripples in water with a flatiron. Water becomes clear and calm only when left alone.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Water Quotes , Mind Quotes

The chief foundations of all states, new as well as old or composite, are good laws and good arms.

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Tags : Niccolo Machiavelli Quotes , Government Quotes , Law Quotes

As you celebrate this holy occasion,
you are wished the brightest moments
that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter
to fill your days with cheer and a New year
that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.

10 years ago

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I have no desire to desire, and people become like the uncarved wood by themselves.

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , People Quotes , Taoism Quotes

And I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores as in these United States.

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Believe Quotes , United States Quotes

Ek Ladka School Der Se Jata Hai

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Principal :"Late Kyo Hue ???

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Boy :"Bike Kharab Ho Gyi The

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Principal :"Bus Mei Nhi Aa Skte The

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Boy :"Maine Kaha Tha Sir

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par Apki Beti K Nakhre Khatam Ho Tab Na!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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LOVE LETTER
vs
EXAM PAPER
LOVE LETTER:"Hazaro khayal aate hai
jinhe lafzon mein nahi likh pate!"
EXAM PAPER:"Hazaro alfaaz likhne
padte hai jo khayalo mein nahi aate!"

10 years ago

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There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth.

5 years ago

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Tags : Leo Tolstoy Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Inspiring Quotes

By the time a man gets well into his seventies his continued existence is a mere miracle.

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Tags : Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes , Get Well Quotes , Men Quotes

Maut milti Hai na zindagi milti hai,
Zindagi ki raho me bebasi milti hai,
dukh dete hain kyun mere apne,,
Jab bhi mujhe koi khushi milti hai.

10 years ago

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By dint of making sacrifices, a man grows interested in the person who exacts them. Great ladies, like courtesans, know this truth by instinct.

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Tags : Honore De Balzac Quotes , Sacrifice Quotes , Men Quotes

What a splendid head, yet no brain.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aesop Quotes , Brain Quotes , Intelligence Quotes

Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Real Quotes , Mind Quotes

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Wo
Taste Karna Bhool Gaye
Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya Mujhko Beraham Ne
Ki Paste Karna Hi Bhool Gaye..

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

Jab Se Aapko Jana Hai,
Jab Se Aap Sa Dost Paya Hai,
Har Dua Me Aap Ka Naam Aaya Hai,
Dil Karata Hai Punchu Us Rab Se Ke,
Kya Itna Pyara Dost Sirf Mere Liye Banaya Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Mere Aansu Tere Liye Ek
Wada Ho, Tera Ghum Ek
Tinke Se Bhi Aadha Ho, Duaa
Hai Tu Jitni Zindagi Jiye
Khushi Se Jiye, Bas Teri Umar
Meri Zindagi Se Zyada Ho..

10 years ago

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Ek sarabi ek din sarab peekar ghar aaya
Aur apni biwi se bola agar mere hath me
Es desh ki sarkar ho to mai es desh ki
Takdeer badal sakta hu.
Wife:haramkhor pahle apni pant to badal le
Jo subah se meri salwar pahan ke ghum raha hai..

10 years ago

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