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  • Machli Ko English Me Kehte Hain,
    FISH

    Hm Apko Bahut Karte Hain,
    MISS

    Humse Pehle Koi Kr N De,
    WISH
    Isliye Hum 5 Din Pahle Kar Rahe Hai Wish,
    HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Year SMS
  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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    Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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    Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Doston Ke Mehfil Me Har Gum Bhul Jate Hai,
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    Akele Hokr Bhi Tanhaiyon Ka Humdum Bhul Jate Hai,
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    Pyaar Se Mili To Bas Mili Hai Ruswaiyan..
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    Yaaron Ki Khusi Me Har Gum Bhul Jate Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Shayari SMS
  • What constitutes the bulwark of our own liberty and independence? It is not our frowning battlements, our bristling sea coasts, our army and our navy... Our reliance is in the love of liberty which God has planted in us. Our defense is in the spirit which prizes liberty as the heritage of all men, in all lands everywhere. Destroy this spirit and you have planted the seeds of despotism at your own doors... You have lost the genius of your own independence and become the fit subjects of the first cunning tyrant who rises among you.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , Army Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Difference Between Husband & Gadha.

    Ans: Husband Gadha Ban Sakta Hai,
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    Gadha Itna Bhi Gadha Nahi K Husband Bane!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : New Whatsapp Status
  • Boy1: कल गर्लफ्रेंड को लेके जूहू गया था?
    Boy2 : हा यार पर साले ठुल्ले बारबार आ जा रहे थे
    B1 : फिर
    B2 : फिर क्या,वो परेशान करते रहे हम काम करते रहे...।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Will you seek afar off? You surely come back at last, In things best known to you, finding the best, or as good as the best, In folks nearest to you finding the sweetest, strongest, lovingest; Happiness, knowledge, not in another place, but this place-not for another hour, but this hour.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , Afar Quotes , Lasts Quotes
  • Lalu-sala padai kar rha hai.
    Padai karke kisne kya ukhada.

    Manmohan-i am a educated PM.

    Lalu-tu to bol hi mat.
    Itna hi educated hai to silent q rahta hai.
    Dar lagta hai kahin bolne me galti na ho jaye.

    Ha ha ha yy...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
    Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..
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    Phoolo ka raja,
    Baharo ka shahzada..
    Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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    Dil todh kar chala gaya..
    KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
    • 10 years ago



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  • From the beginning, I said that Israel, one, has a right to defend herself, but Israel ought to be cautious about how she defends herself. Israel's a democratically elected government. They make decisions on their own sovereignty. It's their decision-making that is what leads to the tactics they chose.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Decision Quotes , Sovereignty Quotes
  • Kash Phir Se MiLne Ki Wo Waja MiL Jaye,
    Sath Bitaye Hue Wo PaL MiL Jaye,
    Chalo Apni Apni Aankhe Band KarLe,
    Kya Pata Khwbo Me Guzra Huwa KaL MiL Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the _buffone_, or clown, and was therefore the ape of an ape; for the clown himself imitated the serious characters of the play. The zany was progenitor to the specialist in humor, as we to-day have the unhappiness to know him. In the zany we see an example of creation; in the humorist, of transmission. Another excellent specimen of the modern zany is the curate, who apes the rector, who apes the bishop, who apes the archbishop, who apes the devil.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Character Quotes , Italian Quotes