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  • पप्पू:- बिल ले आओ!

    वेटर:- ये लीजिये, और सर टिप?

    पप्पू:- क्या?

    वेटर: टिप दो ना सर!

    पप्पू:- लड़की के चक्कर में मत पड़ना

    भाई, बहुत पंगे हैं! :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Yun To Gham Sab ki Zindagi Mein Hai
    Zabt Lekin Kisi Kisi Mein Hai
    Us Ne Sun Kar Ghazal Kahan Meri
    Kitna Dukh Teri Shayari Mein Hai…
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    mousumi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • Zindgi Me Bhale Hi Me Tanha
    Hu Magar Itna Yakeen He
    Yaaro Ki Mela Lag Jayega
    Sham Shan Me Jis Din Me
    Chala Jaunga Aas Man Me
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Masoom kitni meri jana jee karta hai use naino me basa lu,
    kitni achhi hai uski muskaan jee karta hai usko hotho me saja lu,
    tu mujhe hr waqt is qadar yaad aati hai ki jee karta hai tujhe seene se laga lu....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Yaad hai teri k yaad khud tum ho,
    Ye khwaab hen tere k khwaab b tum ho,
    Hum nahi jantay bus itna bata d0,
    Wasi,,,
    Mujh men jaan hai teri, ya meri jaan tum ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Har Waqt Muskurana Fitrat Hai Hamari
    Ap Hamesha Khush Rhen Hasrat Hai Hamari
    Hum Apko Yad Yad Ayen Na Ayen
    Apko Yad Krna Adat Hai Hamari
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Every film for every actor is a make-or-break film. I believe every film has the power to break you or make you. So, an actor will treat every film like his last film. That's the way we need to work, and that's the way you can drum up that passion needed to do good work.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Abhishek Bachchan Quotes , Believe Quotes , Passion Quotes
  • Banta;"Santa Paji Mai Tumse Ek SawaL Pu6u..
    Santa;"Pu6o Banta Paji..
    Banta;-AkaL Badi Ya Bhais Badi.
    Santa;-Par Date Of Birth To Batao..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Farz Kijiye Is Daour Main Nubuwat Hoti
    Namaaz Ki Bulandi Kaha Per Hoti
    Shabbir Se Shifa, Melee Na Hoti
    Pehchan Bhi Zamane Main Mushkil Se Hoti
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS
  • Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho,
    Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho,
    Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge,
    Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.

    Girl:All The Best To U Too.

    Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed



    Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart.......:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • At police station:
    Lady: Sir main lut gae barbaad hoo gae..?
    Inspector: kyun kya hua madam ?
    Lady: mere sare gehne chori hoo gae...?
    Inspector: kaise? kaha rakhe the gehne?
    Lady: main pehenke soee hue thee..?
    Inspector: fir chore kaise huee?
    Lady: wo aadmi mere sare gehne uutharke lee gaya...?
    Inspector: kyaa! fir tumne usko pakda kyun nahi?
    Lady: "mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS