Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

I didn't truly understand the depth of my roots until I was old enough to wonder and care.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aeriel Miranda Quotes , Roots Quotes , Depth Quotes

Take the ideas that speak to you. Use your imagination. Create something wonderful.

5 years ago

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Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Ideas Quotes , Imagination Quotes

1 Sardar: Yaar Wo Ladki Behri Lagti Hai. Me Kuch
Kehta Hu,wo Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai
2 Sardar: Wo Kaise?
1 Sardar: Mene”i Love You” Kaha, To Wo Boli
Mene Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

This letter gives me a tongue; and were I not allowed to write, I should be dumb. [Lat., Praebet mihi littera linguam: Et, si non liceat scribere, mutus ero.]

5 years ago

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Tags : Ovid Quotes , Writing Quotes , Giving Quotes

Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Political Quotes

You don't want to love - your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You aren't positive, you're negative. You absorb, absorb, as if you must fill yourself up with love, because you've got a shortage somewhere.

5 years ago

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Love Quotes , Positive Quotes

All men are alike when asleep.

5 years ago

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Men Quotes

GF: HaM BaHuT BaDNaaM Ho
CHuKe H

Ab HaMe SHaDi KaR LeNi ChAHiYe

BF: LeKiN ItNi BaDNaaMi K

BaaD TuMSe SHaDi KaReGa KoN.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

3 Most Difficult Things
To Do In The World..
1. You Cant Count Ur Hair.

2. You Cant Wash Your Eyes
With Soap.

3. You Cant Breathe When
Your Tongueis Out..

Now Please Put Ur Tongue
Back Inside..

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

A Judge may be a farmer; but he is not to geld his own pigs.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Pigs Quotes , Judging Quotes

A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.

5 years ago

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Tags : Hector Hugh Munro Quotes , Conversation Quotes

As one of my older friends says, "Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be." Let's take a stab at it, anyway.

5 years ago

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Nostalgia Quotes , Used Quotes

Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:"Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar
jayegi..
.
.
PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:"Ye crash
ho jayega.."
.
.
BUS me aawaj aayi:"Ye khaime gir jayegi.."
.
.
Ladka gusse se:"Kaun hai Yaar..???
.
.
Aawaz aai:"GOD"
.
.
Ladka:"Engineering me jab admission le raha
tha,
tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha
kya..??? :o :p :v :D

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

1Nazar Dekh Le Meherbani Ho JayegiYe Na Soch Ke Pareshani Ho JayegiAitbar Nahi To 1 Mauka De ke DekhItna Chahenge Ke Tu Diwaani Ho Jayegi.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Your Always In My Heart
And My Mind, I Go Crazy
When I Don’t Here Your Voice..
I Want Always Be With You.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Hey sister you are the best.
Do you know why?
Because I am your brother.
Happy Raksha Bandhan!

10 years ago

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Tags : Raksha Bandhan SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Ishq ibadat hai ise khone mt
dena...... Bebefai
gunah h ise hone mt dena..... Agr
aap bhi kisi
se pyaar krte ho to ...!. Aapko hmari
ksm use
kbi rone mt dena
Abhi...

10 years ago

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

Mujhse Naraz Hai To Chor dhe Tanha Mujhko
Aye Zindgi!!
DEkh Mujhe Roz Tamasha Na Bana..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Kismat k hatho wo hi majboor hote hai

Haquqit se bahut door hote hai

Aksar saza milti hai unko

Jo har taraf bekusoor hote H

10 years ago

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Tags : Nice Day SMS

Wisdom sits with children round her knees.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Wordsworth Quotes , Wisdom Quotes , Children Quotes