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  • Joke-1 Pakistan selling crackers on OLX at ₹1000* Indians: Bhai ₹10000 dunga.. patakhe Pakistan me hi phodd de... Joke-2 Meanwhile Alia Bhatt just called Salman Khan and asked him: "Ye Sohail Khan Pakistan ke taraf se Kyu khela??" Joke-3 Interviewer: Vapis aagoge to tumhe goli maar denge. Misbah: Goli se daar nahi lagta sahab, kohli se lagta hai! :�� FACT: Aapki Jankari Ke Liye Bata du... Pakistan Aaj Tak India Ke Khilaf World Cup Me Match To Chhodiye, Toss Bhi Nahi Jeeta Saka
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ab ye kisne afwah failayi hai . . . : ki : . . . Jhadu k pass mobile le jane se thoda thoda wi-fi pakad raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Hasin Pal Ki Jarurat Hai Hame, Bite Kal Ki Jarurat Hai Hame, Sara Jamana Ruth Gaya Hamse, Jo Kabhi Na Ruthe Aise Dost Ki Jarurat Hai Hame
    • 10 years ago



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  • :point_right:जो लडकियाँ :princess:मुझे 14 फरवरी:watch:
    को Purpose:information_desk_person: मारने वाली हे,
    वो मुझे :point_up_2:आज ही मार दे :thumbsup:
    मैं :grinning:नही चाहता मेरी:grinning: वजह से :point_right:
    किसी:princess: को Wait :watch:करना पडे.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • 1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha Girl :- Haan Bolo...... Boy:-I likeu do u like me Girl:- yes, no, yes, no.... Boy:- I Love You Very Much.. You are MyWorld. Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u Ladka Rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai... . Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai.. . Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga, . par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta.. . 1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai. Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha . Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti to tum use kyu pyar karta hai? tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi. . "Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya, Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi.. Ladke Ne Bola :- . "HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI MAGAR KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड : मुझे माफ कर दो जानू , आज मुझे तुमसे एक बात कहनी है ? बॉयफ्रेंड :- हाँ तो कह दो न डिअर ? गर्लफ्रेंड :- मैंने कुछ तुमसे छुपाया है , वो क्या है कि मेरी मंगनी हो चुकी है.. अगले हफ्ते मेरी शादी होने वाली है.... हमने इतना वक्त साथ गुजारा, फेसबुक पर लम्बी लम्बी बातें करी , खूब फिल्में देखीं, डेटिंग की चैटिंग की और........!! . . ... . . ब्वॉयफ्रेंड : बस-बस , पगली , अब रुलाएगी क्या... कोई बात नहीं चल, आज मैं भी तुम्हें अपने बच्चों से मिलवाता हूं.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj ka su vichar Kaam aise karo Ki log aapko . . . . . . . Kisi doosre kaam k liye kahe hi nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?"
    The Husband Said, "No Sweetie."
    The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would."
    So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would"
    Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?"
    And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So."
    Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?"
    And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed."
    :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



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  • सब बोलते :speaking_head: है यार :relaxed: बता वो :person_with_blond_hair: ‍कैसी है,
    तो यारों :two_men_holding_hands: सुनो:ear:,
    दिखने :v: मैं भोली है,
    लेकिन बंदूक :gun: कि गोली :pill: है, कभी फ़ोन :iphone:
    बीजी रहा तो डायरेक्ट
    ब्रेकअप :broken_heart: कि धमकी :joy: देती :broken_heart: है..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Afridi: Virat ko 100 nahi banane denge Me: Magar kaise? Afridi: Hum 90 pe All Out ho jaayenge. I must say Afridi is smart. #IndvsPak
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1) Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h … jo pehle usse rosan karte h 2) Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard 3) Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera 4) Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain 5) Life is too short to waste on hating other people. 6) Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye 7) “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter. 8) Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hu 9) Distance doesn’t matter in true love. 10) Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein 11) Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main 12) Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar 13) Your smile is the key of my heart. 14) I am not drunk, I’m in love. 15) Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare karti h 16) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरे पास गोपीयाँ तो बहुत है....पर मेरा मन मेरी राधा के सीवा कही लगता ही नही...!! ‪
    • 10 years ago



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  • दूर से इश्क का कमाल देख मेरे ख्याल में अपनी मिसाल देख आ कर देख नज़दीक से ऑंखें मेरी मेरे जवाब देख अपने सवाल देख....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Very beautiful Zindgi mey 3 factories jarur lagao... Brain mein Ice Factory Zubaan mein Sugar Factory Heart mein Love Factory Life apney aap SATIS-FACTORY ho jayegi...�� Always Pray to GOD BMW BMW BMW Bless My Work. Bring Me Wisdom. Burn My Worries. Let each of us Drive a BMW in life...�� �� GooD MorNinG ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • A person who truly loves you ... . . . . . . . will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is! Agree?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main khud apni shayari ko kiya accha kahon? Mujh ko teri tarif teri daad chahiye, Ehsas-E-mohabbat tumhare waste hai, Lekin junoon-E-ishq ko teri her sougaat chahiye! Logon ko saanson ki chahe ho zarurat Mujhe jeene k liye sirf Tera "SAATH" chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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