Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai
"The Number U Have Dialed is Busy on Another Call, Please Try Again Later Agree ??
Boy Called Customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai.
Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
1) Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h … jo pehle usse rosan karte h
2) Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard
3) Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera
4) Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain
5) Life is too short to waste on hating other people.
6) Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
7) “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter.
8) Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hu
9) Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
10) Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein
11) Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main
12) Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar
13) Your smile is the key of my heart.
14) I am not drunk, I’m in love.
15) Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare karti h
16) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya....
Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya... Pata hain kyun...
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Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare whatsapptext.com site ke visitors papad sek rahe the..
Share karo phir....
New Year Tha To Sab 25 Din Pehle Wish Karne Lage....
6 Din Baad 26 JAN Hai, Par Koi Msg Nahi...
Sharam Aati Hai Sab Pe... :3
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Happy Valentines Day In Advance. <3
Good one
To all my married friends and dear once....
This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure u treat ur wife well, take her to a movie, then to a 5 star �� dinner and generally keep her happy
So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday)
she gives u the control of the TV remote, so u can watch India Pakistan match peacefully ������
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi ke ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota . ..
मैंने आज चेहरे के एक तरफ डव लगाया..और..:flushed: . एक तरफ मम्मी ने मेरे कान के नीचे थप्पड़ लगाया..:wave: . थप्पड़ वाली साइड ज्यादा चमक रही है -‘- लव यू मम्मी
Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai
de raha...
3. Maam I was asking for the eraser .
4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete .
7. Lag gyi bhai aaj
8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? .
10. Sheet ko thora right main rakhna
aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb
dikhayi dee raha hai.. .
And The Famous one
11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas
kardo.. Maa Kasam..
next time acche se padhayi karunga..