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  • Old is gold THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN.. 1. THE EUROPEANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most. . . . . . 2 THE AMERICANS They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most. . . . . . 3. THE INDIANS They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most.. Jai mata di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear Pakistan cricket fans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • ƒαcєвσσk ρє ααya тнa ƒяη∂ вαηηαє вυт мєяє kαмıηo ηє мυjнє łıkєя вαηα ∂ıα gσσ∂ мσяηıηg yααłσ łσѵє yσυ sσ мυcн єммı :*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Called Customer care A girl picked up the phone Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai Boy:thank u Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?? Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar Girl: not interested Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai?? Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai. Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha- Goli Maru Ya G@@nd? . . . Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai. Good Decision..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Whatsapp ek masti hai Call se sasti hai Neend ko udati hai Khoon ko badati hai Dimag ko pakati hai Par kuch bhi ho ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • English na aane ka Nuksaan: Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight? . . . Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
    • 10 years ago



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  • मजेदार गणित

    एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..

    उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
    इसे कहते है 'जोङ' ...,

    फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
    इसे कहते है 'घटाना' ,

    फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
    इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ,

    इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
    इसे कहते है 'भाग' .
    • 10 years ago



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  • श्याम: – एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू
    देने गया..!!!
    बॉस: – बधाई :clap: हो,
    आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है…!!!
    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,
    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर
    दी जाएगी…!!!
    श्याम बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed:,
    बॉस: – क्या हुआ…?
    श्याम: – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा. :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    बॉस बेहोश…!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya.... Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya... Pata hain kyun... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare whatsapptext.com site ke visitors papad sek rahe the.. Share karo phir....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aansu na hote to aankh itni haseen na hoti, Dard na hota to khushiyo kya hoti, Puri karte khuda yuhi sab muraade, To ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • औरतें भी अजीब होती हैं..:smirk:

    देवदास का शाहरुख़ इन्हें रोमांटिक' लगता है,

    और
    अपना पति शराब पिए, तो 'बेवड़ा' लगता है।"

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nitish: Manjhi, chal tu CM bann ja! Manjhi: Ok! Yaay! Nitish: Bahot ho gaya! Ab mujhe CM banne de! Manjhi: NEW PHONE WHO DIS? -------------------------------------------- what a joke a PM aspirant now struggling for cm post in own party
    • 10 years ago



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  • Joke-1 Pakistan selling crackers on OLX at ₹1000* Indians: Bhai ₹10000 dunga.. patakhe Pakistan me hi phodd de... Joke-2 Meanwhile Alia Bhatt just called Salman Khan and asked him: "Ye Sohail Khan Pakistan ke taraf se Kyu khela??" Joke-3 Interviewer: Vapis aagoge to tumhe goli maar denge. Misbah: Goli se daar nahi lagta sahab, kohli se lagta hai! :�� FACT: Aapki Jankari Ke Liye Bata du... Pakistan Aaj Tak India Ke Khilaf World Cup Me Match To Chhodiye, Toss Bhi Nahi Jeeta Saka
    • 10 years ago



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  • "आज का सबसे अच्छा व धांसू मैसेज" कोई नवाज शरीफ को समझाओ : कि जब मोदी के कहने पर पूरे देश ने झाडू उठा ली। अगर बन्दूक उठाने के लिऐ बोल दिया तो??? एक ही दिन में पाकिस्तान में कोई लाश उठाने वाला भी नही बचेगा। ये मैसेज इतना फारवर्ड करो कि पाकिस्तान मे बैठे नवाज शरीफ के पास पहुॅच जाये
    • 10 years ago



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