Funny SMS, Whatsapp Funny SMS, All Funny SMS, Funny WhatsApp Status

Agar Mogambo Ki Sahi Time :watch: Par Shaadi Hoti To Vo Kabhi Bhi Khush Nahi Hota... :joy:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status

Zindgi 1 Railway Station ki tarah hai. Pyar 1 Train hai jo aati hai aur Chali Jaati hai. Dosti Enquiry Counter hai jo Hamesha kehti hai MAY I HELP U.....

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

I am bad in ENGLISH, But i can tell you that... I love her. ... I am bad in GEOGRAPHY, But i can tell you that... She lives in my heart. ... I am bad in HISTORY, But i can remember, When i first saw her. ... I am bad in CHEMISTRY, But i can tell, Whats the reaction, when she smiled. ... I am bad in PHYSICS, But i can tell the intensity of speak of my eyes, When they see her. ... I am bad in every subject, But i can tell all, I will pass all subjects, If the topic is "HER"...!!!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

सिर्फ एक बार आओ हमारे दिल की सल्तनत में अपना मुकाम देखने.. फिर लौटने का ईरादा हम तुम पर छोड़ देँगे.!!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

Marriage is the cause of divorce.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS , New Whatsapp Status

માંડ માંડ સગાઈ નક્કી કરી
ત્યાં ખબર પડી કે છોકરો યશ બેંકમાં છે. .

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Yes Bank Special Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Gujarati Whataspp Status , Gujarat Jokes Sms , Gujarati Messages

Interviewer: Whats The Relation Between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti Mata And Moon Chanda Mama.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye
Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas
:joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS

पत्थर को पिस कर कभी मैदा नहीं हुआ... और is group को झुका दे ऐसा लाल पैदा नहीं हुआ..

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Love SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status , New Whatsapp Status

Remove You

Laga Jatka

Isliye Ke Rha Hu Message Kara Karo

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Admin Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS

Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai - This Valentine day bring your wife, get 25 % discount on food... Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount, Bring your lover and get 40 % discount ..... If you can bring all 3 at same time, entire bill & one month complimentary stay at LILAVATI HOSPITAL will be paid by management. ��

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

55,000+ will be Watching from Ground.. 25,000+ Travelled to Australia to See.. 1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV. Hona na yar peeche... Kitna bhi koi kheeche. :-P Chak de India Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too. Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!! " Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn " The Chant for the God will be missed!! Dear Dhoni As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007 As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011 As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

Jankar anjan banna acha lagta hai Mujhe unko aapne liye pareshan kar na acha lagta hai. Karte hai woh mujse pyar ka igrar Ek hi baat bar bar sunna acha lagta hai

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

Mjburi Me Jb Koi Juda Hota H.. Zruri Nhi Ki Wo Bewafa Hota H.. Dekar Wo Aapki Aakhon Me Aansu, Akele Me Aapse Bhi Zyada Rota H..

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress. Any guesses why? . . . . . . . . Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

Aansu na hote to aankh itni haseen na hoti, Dard na hota to khushiyo kya hoti, Puri karte khuda yuhi sab muraade, To ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS

कभी कभी
मेरे इंटरनेट की स्पीड
इतनी धीमी चलती है

जैसे

कोई बन्दा उदास मन से
अपनी बीवी को
मायके से वापस लाने जा रहा हो
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes

श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!!
टीटू: – ये क्या है…???
श्याम: – लव लेटर है…।
टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…।
::
::
::
::
::
::
::
श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS

Bapu lagan ma gaya plate par tissue paper joine vicharyu ke aa pan kadach khavani vastu hase Etle jevu khava gaya tya to badha bapuoa e raad padi "e no khata, haav moru se......" ।। जय माताजी ।। ��

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS