एक छोरा सिगरेट पी रहा था.
तभी सामने से उसका बाप आ गया.
लड़के ने बाप को अपनी तरफ आते देखा
तो डर के मारे सिगरेट को पैन्ट की
जेब मे छुपा लिया....
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बाप : तूँ सिगरेट पी रहा था।
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छोरा : नही तो,
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बाप : तो फिर तुम्हारी पैन्ट से
ये
धुँआ क्यू निकल रहा है?
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छोरा : आपने बात ही झाट सुलगाने
वाली की है
पापाजी!!
Boy Called Customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai.
Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
यशोमति Mom से, Talking नंदलाला, राधा Q Fair, I M Q काला, बोली Smiling मईया: Listen मेरे लाला, …. वो City की Item, तू Village का ग्वाला , Thats Why U काला… :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
Girls Marks in Computer:"
99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely
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Boys Marks In Computer:
"44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
हमसे जरा सोच समझ कर पंगा :muscle:???? लेना मेरे दोस्त क्योंकि, समुन्द्र की लहर :ocean: और तेरे भाई की कहर :imp: दोनों ही जानलेवा होती है…. :sunglasses:
1. Focus on your positives and not on the negatives of competition while talking to customers.
2. Unless your Field Force is in top gear, no strategy will work.
3. Grow your own Sales Managers instead of bringing in opportunists from Competitors in the last quarter.
4. Ultimate power comes from the Field Force because they are the people who meet customers every day and know them best - Listen to them and respect their inputs. Never stop training them to be able to be their best.
5. Passion and Self Belief can overcome any obstacle and the best of resources are useless in a face of a well prepared and determined competitor who is willing to fight back from the worst possible debacle.
Great corporate analysis worth sharing........
Main khud apni shayari ko kiya accha kahon?
Mujh ko teri tarif teri daad chahiye,
Ehsas-E-mohabbat tumhare waste hai,
Lekin junoon-E-ishq ko teri her sougaat chahiye!
Logon ko saanson ki chahe ho zarurat
Mujhe jeene k liye sirf Tera "SAATH" chahiye.
*Sends a flying kiss*
*Runs to the other side*
*catches the flying kiss*
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2 min silence for the boys who gifted
costly teddy bears of like 900-1000rs to
their crush and are still single. xD
aur banlo romeo bc.