Roy Movie Jokes
Aaj release ho rahi hai...... ROY
Kal hai valentines which is known by every girl and...... BOY
Parso hai Ind vs Pak match which will bring for everyone entertainment and........ JOY
Kabhi kabhi aata hai aisa weekend to .........ENJOY
Phir narso aa jaayega monday.......hey prabhu aavu kem ........HOY
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Zindgi 1 Railway Station ki tarah hai.
Pyar 1 Train hai jo aati hai aur Chali
Jaati hai.
Dosti Enquiry Counter hai jo Hamesha
kehti hai MAY I HELP U.....
Girls Marks in Computer:"
99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely
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Boys Marks In Computer:
"44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum
Har waqt sms kar ke satayenge hum
Aap ko aayega ghussa
Lekin…
Uss ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum...
#pagla :man_with_gua_pi_mao:? Bolta Hai Dekh Kai:eyes: #Dp :woman:? Teri :kissing_heart:#darling:couplekiss: Mai :scream: Baichain Ho Gya :heart_eyes:… Ek Hi #jhalak:heart_eyes:dekha:wink:aur Tera:point_right::woman:?sabse :heartbeat: Bda? #fan :heart_eyes: Ho Gya…
सुबह होते ही जब दुनिया आबाद होती है;
आँख खुलते ही तस्वीर आपकी सामने होती है;
खुशियों के फूल हों आपके आँचल में;
मेरे होठों पे बस यही पहली फरियाद होती है।
Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha:
Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai..
Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai
Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein?
Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the..
Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye!
Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’!
Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!
Ek Baat Bolu Seriously
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Kabhi Bhi Girls Ke Sath Aisa kuch
bhi mat karo
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Zo ki aap! Aapni sister ke sath nhi
hona dena chahte :))
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Respect Girls
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Sirf Wahi Log Like Kare Jo Agree Ho
OtherWise Aap Ignore Kar Sakte
Hai ...
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Is Post Ko Itna Share Kare Ki Har
Girl / Boy Iss Post Ko Dekh Le...
मास्टर- कितने साल के हो..?
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छोरा - रजिस्टर मेँ देख ल्यो।
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मास्टर - कहाँ के हो..?
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छोरा - स्कूल रिकार्ड मै देख ल्यो।
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मास्टर - सबसे ज्यादा प्यारकिसे करते हो
माँ
या .
बाप..?
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छोरा - मेरे दिल ते पूछ ल्यो ।
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मास्टर - कहाँ है तेरा दिल..?
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छोरा - अपनी छोरी ने पूछ ल्यो ।
Gaanv Ke Ek Church Ke Gate Pe Likha Tha: “Jo Paap Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hai Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao”
Ek Din Waha Se Ek Callgirl Nikli Aur Usne Wo Padha.
Agle Din Usne Apna Mob No. Us Sentence Ke Niche Likh Ke Ek Line Aur Add Kar Di
“Jo Abhi Na Thake Ho Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao“
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try….
OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.
This Is Cool.
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
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सिर्फ प्रशाद से मतलब है उनको...
अरे भाई ग्रुप में हो तो अपनी मौजूदगी का कुछ तो प्रमाण दो...।