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  • Boy Called Customer care A girl picked up the phone Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai Boy:thank u Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?? Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar Girl: not interested Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai?? Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai. Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
    • 9 years ago



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  • BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai “I M GOING” SIR- mai ja raha hu. BOY- sir bataiye na SIR- Mai ja raha hu BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata k ja
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hai Mahashivratri Ka Ye Tyohar Laye Har Chehre Par Muskaan Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar Samet Lo Saari Khushiyan, Apno Ka Saath Aur Pyar Is Pawan Avsar Par, Aap Sab Ko Mahashivratri Ka Pyar. happy mahashivratri Sara Jahan Hai Jiski Sharan Me, Naman Hai Us Shiv Ke Charan Me, Bane Us Shiv Ke Charano Ki Dhool, Aao Mil Kar Chadhaye Hum Shraddha Ke Phool. "HAPPY SHIVRATRI". Shiv Ki Shakti, Shiv Ki Bhakti, Khushi Ki Bahar Mile, Shivratri ke Pavan Avsar Par, Apko Zindagi Ki Ek Acchhi Nai Shuravat Mile, Happy Manashivratri om me hi astha om me hi vishwas om me hi shakti om me hi sara sansar om se hoti hai achchhe din ki suruwaat bolo om namha shivay HAPPY SIVRATRI JAY BHOLENATH. Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health. May Lord Shiva grant you a handsome and decent match this year and may you live happily Shivratri ke is pawan parv par safalta ka damru sadev aapke oopar bajta rehe. Wishing you all a very happy Mahahivrati. God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness, your wishes will be accomplished. Om Namah Shivay
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teachr=Beta Batao Ki “Fast” “Faster”, “Fastest” Forms Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahenge? Studnt= “Bhaag” “Taiz Bhaag” . . . “Bhaag Teri Maa Ki…”;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई,
    मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है।
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    बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले...
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    10 रुपये।
    अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ।
    गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • बहोत से ईन्सान देखे है, जिनके बदन पर लिबास नही होता। और बहोत से लिबास देखे है, जिनके अंदर ईन्सान नही होता । कोई हालात नहीं समझता , कोई जज़्बात नहीं समझता , ये तो बस अपनी अपनी समझ है , कोई कोरा कागज़ भी पढ़ लेता है तो कोई पूरी किताब नहीं समझता!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1) Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h … jo pehle usse rosan karte h 2) Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard 3) Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera 4) Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain 5) Life is too short to waste on hating other people. 6) Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye 7) “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter. 8) Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hu 9) Distance doesn’t matter in true love. 10) Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein 11) Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main 12) Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar 13) Your smile is the key of my heart. 14) I am not drunk, I’m in love. 15) Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare karti h 16) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 55,000+ will be Watching from Ground.. 25,000+ Travelled to Australia to See.. 1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV. Hona na yar peeche... Kitna bhi koi kheeche. :-P Chak de India Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too. Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!! " Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn " The Chant for the God will be missed!! Dear Dhoni As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007 As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011 As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now
    • 9 years ago



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  • gabbr sing ke gar jab ek ladka peda hota hai tab uski ma jor se chata marti hai tab ajubaju vale puchte hai ki kyu mara uski ma bolti hai ki sala muje bolta he kitne admi the....
    • 9 years ago



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  • कुछ मेम्बर तो ऐसे है की जैसे सत्यनारायण की कथा सुनने आये हो... सिर्फ प्रशाद से मतलब है उनको... अरे भाई ग्रुप में हो तो अपनी मौजूदगी का कुछ तो प्रमाण दो...।
    • 9 years ago



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  • क्या आप facebook और whatsapp कि मदद से पैसे कमाना चाहते है ?? हा तो दोनो delete कर दो और काम धन्धे पे लग जाओ.. धन्यवाद जनहित मैं जारी..
    • 9 years ago



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  • New Year Tha To Sab 25 Din Pehle Wish Karne Lage.... 6 Din Baad 26 JAN Hai, Par Koi Msg Nahi... Sharam Aati Hai Sab Pe... :3 Any ways.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Happy Valentines Day In Advance. <3
    • 9 years ago



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  • Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Sawmartinant: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • सिर्फ एक बार आओ हमारे दिल की सल्तनत में अपना मुकाम देखने.. फिर लौटने का ईरादा हम तुम पर छोड़ देँगे.!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar Rajnikant chai banane ke liye Jwalamukhi pe gaya.... Aur waha jate hi behosh ho gaya... Pata hain kyun... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyun ke waha pehle si hi hamare whatsapptext.com site ke visitors papad sek rahe the.. Share karo phir....
    • 9 years ago



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