Boy : pen hai?
Girl : nahi hai.
Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : kaha na nahi he..
(thori Dare Bad)
Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar
Faad Dungi...
Boy : Hathora hai ?
Girl : nahi...
Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...!
GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya?
BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...
Any Questions..?
Student : How to make her unconscious?
Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
Girl: "I love u"
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Boy: "I love u too"
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Girl: kitna pyar karte ho?
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Boy: Jitna tum karti ho.
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Girl: Kamine...
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Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
KADAK Attitude…
Girl frnd ne msg kiya:
Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai.
Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha:
Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है। . लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ". . माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है . . जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
1 ladki ki death ke Baad
Uski friend
uske
boyfriend ke pass gayi or
boli, "Kya
main uski
jagah le skti hu......??"
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Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz
Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo se puch lo
Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?" Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them." His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother." A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face, Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much." The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?" Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."