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    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Funny Marriage SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

    पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

    मोटू - क्यों भाई?
    रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

    पतलू -
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    अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
    वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

    दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
    जरा…,

    औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
    है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

    दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

    औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
    हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

    दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
    हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Baap- beta hotel mai gaye. Papa- Waiter, 1 Ice-cream aur 1 beer lana . . . . Beta- Papa, Ice-cream kyu? Aap bhi beer piyo na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
    और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
    पर संदेह नहीं करते........

    कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

    सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
    आनी चाहिये........
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Calling friends 1 day before Exam : You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?" Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !" You (Dissapointed & worried) calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?" Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish. Revision baki hai bas..!" You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!) You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar" Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai " You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni" Awesome feeling comes instantly No disappointment, No worries "Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की बस में बैठी थी

    बगल में बैठा लड़का उसे घूर रहा था

    लड़की ने पर्स से एक समोसा निकाला
    और समोसे के अंदर का मसाला खाने लगी

    लड़का – आप मसाला ही क्यों खा रही हैं
    पूरा समोसा खा लो

    लड़की – नहीं मुझे डॉक्टर ने
    बाहर की चीजें खाने से मना किया है :) :wink:

    लड़का बेहोश..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai Aur aadat ho jaati hai, . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai, . . par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui, . Thats called SELF CONTROL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:) Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...  ��������
    • 10 years ago



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