College life is like ��Reliance !! "
Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein"
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��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! "
Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"
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After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!!
" Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya
After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!!
" Where U go.. network ��Follows"
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After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!!
" All lines are ������Busy"
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but our friendship is like LIC
Zindagi ke saath bhi
Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
गुलाबी साडी :bride_with_veil: पहनकर आज :calendar: तुम्हारी भाभी :information_desk_person: बोली कैसी लग रही हू.:question: मैने कहा ???? बिलकुल दौ :v: हजार के नोट :dollar: के जैसी
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ?
Ladka: haan Ji !
Cigarette ?
: haan ji
Jua/satta ?
: Haan ji
Danga-fasad ?
: Haan Ji
Sari negative baatain hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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. Ladka: haa ji HIV + ..
Just for fun !!
जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!! : : : : ; पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….??? बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????
True love ki 8 nishaniya:"
1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte
hai..
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2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
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3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
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4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz
sunte hai..
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6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai..
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7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai..
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8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye
ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai so u r in love...
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of
Girls
For A Long Time.....
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After Sometime One Girl Came
Forward & Said....
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Girl Says:-
Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap
Hoga,
Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap
Hoga...
Wow !!! What a Shayari.....
After Listening To The Girl, The
Boy
Said :
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Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho....
Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri
Hi
Bachi Ho...
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Boys will be Boys"
Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:
Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??..
Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi…
Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ??
Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!
श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu
.
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
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Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
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Boy:" Q ??
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Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
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Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere
paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu
patja..
Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha..
boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes