1 ladki ki death ke Baad
Uski friend
uske
boyfriend ke pass gayi or
boli, "Kya
main uski
jagah le skti hu......??"
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Superb Answer
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BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz
Nahi
QABRISTAN
Walo se puch lo
Universally True :-
The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does
EXACTLY as he says is a....
TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS
Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ������
एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी 15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है। . जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी 300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है... . मोरल- एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping: बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
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Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha,
aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar
bola:-
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" kal wali Zyada achi thi "
This is real story from Delhi.
Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the…
Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya.
Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi…
Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi..
Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar
To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D
whatsapp funny jokes love
For those girls who say that-
"mere piche to bhot se ladke
pade
hai"
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They always should remember
that-
"Low price always attract
customers"...
Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnect n says,
'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
Must read it
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full
form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches
(new) Boy Again.
Guy- I Love u
Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair
Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X
Pappu: I love u
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune??
Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha..
Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??
Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko
propose karte hai.
Meri mano to 1st april ko
propose karo.
Maan gai to 'cool,'
Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!
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After Exam:
1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par
95 to pakke hai,
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2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question
to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
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3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas
itna pata hai
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4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai
to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko
maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi
yaar.
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main
bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le.
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hahaha Thoko LIKE
Yesterday at 8:17pm
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi.....
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!! ; ; छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो, छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect Beg To Say That “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!! ; ; और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है….??? छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!