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पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
हमेशा नींद ही आती
रहती हैं।

डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
ठीक हो जाओगे.

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9 years ago

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भला हो गर्मी के मौसम का कम से कम इसी बहाने, देश की बहू बेटियाँ सर से पल्ला ओढ़ कर तो चल रही है!

10 years ago

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College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �� Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" �� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ��Busy" �� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��

10 years ago

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Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.

10 years ago

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गुलाबी साडी :bride_with_veil: पहनकर आज :calendar: तुम्हारी भाभी :information_desk_person: बोली कैसी लग रही हू.:question:
मैने कहा ???? बिलकुल दौ :v: हजार के नोट :dollar: के जैसी

9 years ago

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Mujhe rulakar sona teri aadat ban gayi hai.... jis din meri aanken na khuli ....tujhe nind se nafrat ho jayege....

10 years ago

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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

10 years ago

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Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!

10 years ago

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Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti he. ??? Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

10 years ago

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

9 years ago

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True love ki 8 nishaniya:" 1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte hai.. . . 2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai . . 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai.. . . 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai.. . . 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai.. . . 7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai.. . . 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...

10 years ago

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Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!

10 years ago

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"जब बच्चा Honey Singh का गाना सुनना छोड़कर Arijit Singh का गाना सुनने लगे तो समझ लिजिए कि ये पुछने का वक्त आ गया - बेटा क्या नाम है उस लड़की का?"

9 years ago

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A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"

10 years ago

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Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye
Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas
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9 years ago

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

10 years ago

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श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!!
टीटू: – ये क्या है…???
श्याम: – लव लेटर है…।
टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…।
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श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes

10 years ago

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One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!

10 years ago

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1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :

10 years ago

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