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  • Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
    ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
    डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
    ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Special Jokes
  • A Boy Smoking @ Outside Of Airport...Suddenly A Girl Arrived There From The Airplane... Girl : Hey... Boy : Hii.. Girl : Aa Su Karas..?? Boy : Aane Ciggarett Kevvay..�� Girl : ��....Ketla Time Thi Smoke Krs...??? Boy : Naanpn Theej.... Girl : Jo Aavda Vrs Smoke Na Kryu Hotto..O SAAME MERCEDES UBHI..A Taari Hot...�� Boy : Tu Smoke Karas..?? Girl : Nope... Boy : E Mercedes Tari Che..?? Girl : Nope...!! BOY : ���������� To VAAYDI THAAMA...E Mercedes Maarij Che.... ����������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "2 लडकिया बस में सीट के लिये लड़ रही थी कंडेक्टर आया और कहा लड़ो मत जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाओ फिर क्या देखना सारे रास्ते भर दोनों खड़ी रही और कहने लगी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ नह़ी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर Heart
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर
    • 10 years ago



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  • એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

    એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

    છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

    એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

    છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

    એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

    છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

    છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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    છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • 18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Student-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti he. ??? Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • माँ 6 साल के बच्चे को पीटते हुये बोली, "नालायक, तूने भँगी के घर की रोटी खायी, तू भँगी हो गया, तूने अपना धर्म भ्रष्ट कर लिया. अब क्या होगा? . . बच्चे का मासूम सवाल : माँ, मैने तो एक बार उनके घर की रोटी खाई, तो मैं भँगी हो गया, । लेकिन वो लोग तो हमारे घर की रात की बची रोटी बर्षो से खा रहे हैं, तो वो ब्राह्राण क्यों नही हो पाये?? Today Best massage.
    • 10 years ago



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