3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye
1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish
krte hai
2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai
3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai...
Sardar is back in market now ��������
पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे।
एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा !
“ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?”
पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।
तिजोरी पर लिखा था- तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ खुल जाएगी।' . . बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई. . पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused: , , , , , चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry: :joy::joy::joy:
Boy : pen hai?
Girl : nahi hai.
Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : kaha na nahi he..
(thori Dare Bad)
Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar
Faad Dungi...
Boy : Hathora hai ?
Girl : nahi...
Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi
papa.
koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi
मैंने आज चेहरे के एक तरफ डव लगाया..और..:flushed: . एक तरफ मम्मी ने मेरे कान के नीचे थप्पड़ लगाया..:wave: . थप्पड़ वाली साइड ज्यादा चमक रही है -‘- लव यू मम्मी
A Perfect Girl:
.
.
.
Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, .
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
.
.
.
.
Aur
.
Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, .
Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me.
Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga.
Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee
Boy : Aap kaun?
Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap?
Boy : Main gadhaaa....
BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...!
GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya?
BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down: एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed: ;; ;; ;; फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ;; ;; ;; ;; फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:
BF Trolled
.
.
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a
dream of you."
.
.
Boyfriend (got excited): -
"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne
mein aa ke"
.
.
Girlfriend replied : "We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the
river.
.
.
Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for
someone."
.
.
Boyfriend (with luv): "I was
searching for you,
na?
.
.
Girlfriend said: NO,
You were shouting-
"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2
rupaye lene
the"
Must read it
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full
form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches
(new) Boy Again.