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  • Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara:star: Toot Jaaye,
    Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh:eye: Se Chut Jaaye,
    Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
    Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pucha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye? Tofee . Bishkit . Ya . Milk.? . Bacha: Bash Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Vo Bhi Kya Din The Jab 19-20 Sal
    Ki Ladkiya Hum Ko Roz Kiss Kar Ti
    Thi
    Lakin Tab Hamari Kismat Phuti Thi
    Ki Hamari Umar 2-3 Sal Ki Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • महिलाओं हम शर्मिंदा हैं........ लड़कियों की id में लड़के अभी जिन्दा हैं!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Ilzam Ka Haqdar Vo Hame Bana Jati Hai, Har Khata Ki Saza Vo Hume Bata Jaati Hai, Hum Har Baar Khamosh Rah Jate Hai, Kyonki Wo Har Baar Raksha Bandhan Ka Darr Dikha Jaati Hai. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai
    Shayari Krna Koi Sasta Nahi
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    Shayari Krna Koi Sasta Nahi
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    Aur Jo Ladki Aapki Taraf Dekhkar Hasti Nahi
    To Samjh Lo Ki Wo Tooth Paste Krti Nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोहल्ले की सबसे खूबसूरत लड़की
    अगर मोहल्ले के लौंडों का क्रिकेट देख रही हो तो,
    इंजमाम उल हक जैसे लौंडे भी,
    जोंटी रोड्स बन जाते है..:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • tu na shayar hai ... na shayar ka bhatija tu na shayar hai .... na shayar ka bhatija tu to hai mere phatte hue condom ka natijaa wah wah wah wah....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Aag Hi Kya Jo Lag Ke Bade Nahi, Wo Nasha Hi Kya Jo Sir Pe Chade Nahi, Nahi Banta Tab Tak Koi Sachha Aashiq, Jab Tak ishq Me Usko Do-Chaar Pade Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up Coming Movies
    1. Jab We Chat.
    2. Namastey Facebook.
    3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutual Friend.
    4. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam.
    5. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single.
    6. Maine Poke Kyun Kiya.
    7. Mere Brother Ki Profile..
    Dekna Math Bhulna..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zyadatar Boys Ka Carrier To Wahi Khatm Ho Jata Hai............




    Jab Aage Bench Par Bethi Ladki............







    Piche Mudkar Smile K Sath Pen/pencil Maang Leti Hai..Agree Boys..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAJNIKANT IN SCHOOL:
    Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?
    Rajni: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
    Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete
    Rajni: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
    Teacher: Machis Kyun Nai Thi
    Rajni: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
    Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
    Rajni: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
    Teacher: Nahaye Kyun Nhi Thy
    Rajni: Pani Nhi Tha Sir
    Teacher: Pani Kyun Nhi Tha?
    Rajni:Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
    Teacher: Arre Mere Baap.. Motor Kyun
    Nai Chal Rahi
    Thi ?
    Rajni: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi
    By - Sharique
    • 10 years ago



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  • Laila ko karna ho empress to majanu ko khani hogi Mento fresh or Majanu ko karana ho empress to Laila ko utarni ho puri ki puri dress bole to ek dum fresh......!
    • 10 years ago



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  • difference between boys and girls Girl to Boy :-Which Laptopdo U have? . . Boy :- Dell i7 processor 2.2ghz with led display 4GB Ram 1TB hard disk n 2GB NVDIA grafix card. . . Boy to Girl-: Which Laptopdo U have? . Girl :- Pink wala... Usme net bhi chalta hai and pen drive bhi dal sakte hai Lolzzzz.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl – मोबाईल नया लिया लगता है… Pappu – नहीं, मेरे Friend का है… Girl – उसका फोन तेरे पास कैसे आया ? Pappu – वो जब भी मिलता है, कहेता है कि – “मेरा…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • If you Luk 4 Gud U’ll find Gud If U luk 4 Bad U’ll find Bad In Life U always find What U look for Only thing tht matter is What U choose to “C” By - nitesh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Ko Chupke Se Aati Hai Nind,
    kuch Khusiyo K Sapne Lati Hai Nind,
    kehti Hai Sapno K Aagosh Me Kho Jao,
    bhul Ke Saare Gum Chupke Se Sa Jao...
    Good Night....!!!
    By - RAMPRASAD MUNDEL:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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