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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

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The peoples furthest from civilization are the ones where equality between man and woman are furthest apart-and we consider this one of the signs of savagery.

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A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do.

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There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. To live a fulfilled life, we need to keep creating the "what is next", of our lives. Without dreams and goals there is no living, only merely existing, and that is not why we are here.

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Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.

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