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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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We can secure other people's approval, if we do right and try hard; but our own is worth a hundred of it, and no way has been found out of securing that.

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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.

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In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.

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I said nothing of the sort.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.

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An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

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A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between crimes; when bad, he is entitled to none at all.

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As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

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I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold piece and some other money, but I reckoned I better save it.... I ain't opposed to spending money on circuses, when there ain't no other way, but there ain't no use in wasting it on them.

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History never repeats itself; at best it sometimes rhymes.

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To my mind that literature is best and most enduring which is characterized by a noble simplicity.

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No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

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