Mark Twain Quotes, Years Quotes, Two Quotes

You can't keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year.

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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

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The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing, it is the thing to watch over and care for and be loyal to; institutions are extraneous. . . .

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They did not know it was impossible so they did it

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Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is confided to my lifelong keeping. You cannot see its waves as they flow toward you, darling, but in these lines you will hear...the distant beating of its surf.

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To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.

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God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

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Whatever you have lived, you can write & by hard work & a genuine apprenticeship, you can learn to write well; but what you have not lived you cannot write, you can only pretend to write it.

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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

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The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.

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A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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I wish Europe would let Russia annihilate Turkey a little--not much, but enough to make it difficult to find the place again without a divining-rod or a diving-bell.

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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

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Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

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