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Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.

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Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself.

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

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Dance like nobody's looking.

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In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.

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I have spent most of my time worrying about things that have never happened. Worrying is not an action! In fact, it is action that alleviates concern and dissipates worries. Take more actions when you feel that worry is creeping in to steal your time. It need not be a huge action, any action in the direction you want to go will do.

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There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

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Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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I was educated, I was trained, I was a Presbyterian and I knew how these things are done. I knew that in Biblical times if a man committed a sin the extermination of the whole surrounding nation-cattle and all-was likely to happen. I knew that Providence was not particular about the rest, so that He got somebody connected with the one He was after.

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Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

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Homely truth is unpalatable.

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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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