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Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.

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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession.

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The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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Loyalty is a word which has worked vast harm; for it has been made to trick men into being "loyal" to a thousand iniquities, whereas the true loyalty should have been to themselves - in which case there would have ensured a rebellion, and the throwing off of that deceptive yoke.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.

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Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

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I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier.

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Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

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Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

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We write frankly and freely, but then we modify before we print.

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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Training- training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is folly; there is no such thing as nature; what we call by that misleading name is merely heredity and training. We have no thoughts of our own, no opinions of our own; they are transmitted to us, trained into us.

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The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

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We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

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In religion, India is the only millionaire... the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined.

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