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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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Whatever advice you give, be short.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics. Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

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Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.

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This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

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