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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.

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The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.

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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

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Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

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