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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

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This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

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The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.

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My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

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