Arthur Schopenhauer Quotes, Funny Quotes, Fate Quotes

What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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Eating words has never given me indigestion.

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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