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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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It is a very dangerous thing to know one’s friends.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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