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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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This past Thanksgiving, my father was at the farm, and I had all 11 dogs in the house with a father who never allowed dogs in the house. And he got up to leave the table and came back and Solomon was in his chair. And he says, "This dog is in my chair." And I said, "It's the other way around, you're sitting in his chair."

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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