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Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

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I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at one another.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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