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  • Boy- andere me kuch dikhaie nhi de rha hai. Girl-hath lagaker deko abi mahasus ho jayega, or han chote wale chead me gussana bade wale me nhi. Boy-waww yar hath se to yunhi mahsus ho rha hai. Or ye lo ye gussa diya chote wale me. Hmmm. Kitna muskil hai na mobile ko raat me charge lagana. Very Dirty mind
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baago Me PhooL To KhiLte Rahenge, Raat Me Diye Bhi JaLte Rahenge, Bas Bhagwan Aapko Khush Rakhe, Baki Pareshan To Hum Aapko Karte Hi Rahenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena, Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye, Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum B Kr K Dekh Lo ‘MOHABBAT’ Kisi Se *DOST* Sabzi k Paisey Easyload Main na lagey to Mera Naam Badal Dena… (.”)> nhi ammi /)( wo gum ho l l gaye. Schi !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suraj Se Acha Tara Koi Nahi; Jaisa Hai Rishta Hamara Doosra Koi Nahi; Chahe Sari Duniya Me Dhund Lo; Mere Jaisa Pyara Aur Tere Jaisa Awara Koi Nahi!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 Boyz talking: Aaj ki larkiyan: Khudaa bachaye humein in haseeno say Dil Nasheeno say Maha jabino say . . . . Magar in ko kon bachaye hum kamino say. haha
    • 9 years ago



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  • After Breakup Boyfriend: Dil Mein Ek Jajbaat Hai Dabau Kaise?, Ruswa Na Ho Jaao Chupau Kaise?, Tanha Chod Gayi Ho Mujhe Jab Se, Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hoon Bataun Kaise?
    • 9 years ago



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  • ladki ( fish tank me dekhakr.) : ye machhliya itni sunder kyu hoti he ?. ladka ( sprite pite hue ): kyo ki wo kapde nai pahenti...! . .sidhi bat no bakwas.. Boy : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he ! Girl : utaru kya ? Boy : chal hat pagli esse achhi to teri jeans he...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kIsS or jal gye LiPs, Wah..Wah Aaj grlfrnd ne kiya kisS or jal gye Lips Qki wo kha kr ayi thi BINGO RED CHILY CHIPS.
    • 9 years ago



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  • DiL Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai, Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye Aur 2 Gahante Bad Aakar Dekhe Ki Switch Board Pe Button Off Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri pyaari surat pe dil haru, Teri har jarorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochon teri harkatoon ke bare mein, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat Dil kehta H muje Laga mat Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne Hai abhi se Ghabra Mat.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha, . . lagta hai ab hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. . . girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya ? . . . . . Boy: nahi, tumhaari chhoti behan se milaa tha :-O :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aao Polio Mukt Desh Ki Taraf Kadam Badhye, 18 Saal Se Upar Ke Bacho, Jinki Ungliya Mobile Pe sMs Karne Ke Liye Nahi Uthti, Unko Polio Ki Dawa Pilaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy : From The Day We Met I dont Drink Or Smoke ... . . . . Girl : How Sweet Of You ... AreYou Madly In Love With Me? .. . . . . . . . . . . Boy : SHUT UP!, YOU MADE MY POCKETS EMPTY.. :D :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy - तुम पर भी भूत का साया आता है क्या? Girl - क्या मतलब? Boy - तुम्हारी बाल बिखेरे प्रोफाइल फोटो देखी? Girl - दुष्ट, नहाने के बाद सेल्फी ली थी वो।
    • 9 years ago



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  • मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया, गोली में कहाँ दम था. और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया, क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kehte Hain Waqt Se Pehle Aur Qismat K Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta. . Afsos…! . Mere Paas Waqt Nahi, Aur Larkiyon K Paas Qismat Nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Voda"(F)"one Ai"(R)"tel A"(I)"rcel !d"(E)"a Relia"(N)"ce Tata In"(D)"icom B"(s)"nl "Friends" ke bina sare net work bekar hai.
    • 9 years ago



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