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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Buzurgo Ne Kaha He Ki Pati-patni 1 Gaadi K 2 Pahiye He Agar 2no Me Se 1 B Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nhi Chal Sakti Isliye 1 Stepny (Girlfriend) Hamesha Rakho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya Waiter: Do u hv any gf? Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DOCTOR- APNAR JOMOJ BACHHA HOYECE. ROGI- HOBEI TO JONMER AGE ASHQU 2, PAGLU 2, CHALLANGE 2, DABANG 2 FILM DEKHECHI. DOCTOR- VAGGIS APNI KHOKA 420 DEKHEN NI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:ager main gum ho jaoun to tum kaya karo gey? Husbend:akhbar main ishtiyar doun ga wife:kaya likhwao gey? Husbend:jino labi odi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne, Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne! Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k, Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne! Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya, Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne! Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye, Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne! Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne, Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacche Ke Khilone Ki Dukan Par Ek Mahila Ne, Kabhi Kharidi Hui Ek Bache Ki Gaadi Ki Aakhiri Kisat Aada Ki, Managar: Raseed Dete Hue Bacha To Thik H Na. Ha Bikul Maje Mein H Aur Kushi Ki Baat Yeh H Ki Kal Uski Shadi H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom: Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T” Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna “STOP” . . 2nd day Beti: MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya, to Me ne b ek sath kaha- “DON’T STOP”
    • 10 years ago



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  • mein tumko chand keh du magar usme bhi daag hai phir socha suraj kehdu to usme aag hai, phir socha tumko ‘BANDAR’ keh du… Magar us kambakhat me bhi dimaag hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Pagal Aapke Picchhe, Aap Pagal Kisi Aur Ke Picchhe, Koi Aur Pagal Humare Picchhe, Wo Bhi Pagal Kisi Aur Ke Picchhe, Ha... Ha... Ha... Saare Pagal Aage Picchhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DiL U Hi Kisi Par Aata Nahi, Pyar U Hi Kiya Jata Nahi, Pyar Karo To Dard Sehne Ki Aadat Daal Lena, KyuKi Ye Wo Dard Hai Jo MOOV Se Bhi Jata Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki Yad Ati Hai Itni Asman Me Roshni Hai Jitni Yaqeen Nahi To Call Karke Dekhiye Hum Karenge Bat Apse Utni Apke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah! Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!" ..B-boy gank..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se . . . . . Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni ne pati ko Surprise krne k lie kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki . . . Or boli,, Hllo darling... Pati: baad mein call kro jaan abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki. Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se, Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge. Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se, Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • murga -me tumse bahut pyar karta hu, murgi- chal hut apni shakl dekhi he aaine me, murga-me sach kah raha hu me thumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu, murgi-chal ak unda dekar dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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