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  • Santa Bimar Padha To Usne Apne Dost Banta Ko Apni Asthayi Roop Se Kaam Karne Ke Liye Laga Diya. Jisse Baad Mein Koi Janjhat Na Ho. Banta Ki Patni Santa Ko Dekhne Gayi To Us Tassali Dete Hue Boli. Naukri Ki Chinta Mat Karo. Manager Bahut Kush H. Wo Tumse Kahi Acchi Tarah Kaam Kar Rahe H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • POWER_HOUSE SaNTa-KaaM K LiyE Bai RaKh Lete H. PreeTo-Nahi ChahiyE. SaNTa-Q? PreeTo-TuMhri Adat Ko Mai Janti Hu. Me Bhi To Bai BanKar Hi Aayi Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aati hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain… :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • पानी आने की बात करते हो;
    दिल जलाने की बात करते हो;
    चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया;
    तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Khali Jagah Me "HAA" Ya "NAHI" Bharo, 1:___Main insaan Nahi, Bandar Hu. 2:___Main Hi PagaL Hu. 3:___Mere Dimag Ka Koi ilaaj Nahi. 4:___Mujhe PagaLKhane Hi Jana Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf ­- nari= paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari.. :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya? Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?. ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bata De Chahu Me Ya Naa. . . . . Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De, Aaau Main Yaa Naaa. . . . Apna Tu Phone Number Bta De, Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaa.. . Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka Ke, Khau Me Yaa Na. . Itna Bta De Mujhko Kab Milne Aau Tujhko. . Ab Hota Nhi Intizaaar Tu Hu Ye Mujhko Bata De . . . . . Koi Dusri Patau Main Yaa Naaaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se... aap kabhi narak gaye ho? papa: nahi, beta, baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se
    • 10 years ago



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  • Frnd Ke Saath Kro Ya Grlfrnd K Sath, Room Me Kro Ya Bedroom Me, Bed Par Kro Ya Fir Sofe Pe, Din Me Kro Ya Fir Raat Me, Ground Me Karo Ya Garden Me Kro, Aakhir Success Hone K Liye Padhai To Krni Padegi Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो मन्दिर भी जाता है और मस्जिद भी.. वो गुरुद्वारे भी जाता है और च‌र्च भी..... परेशान पति का कोई मजहब नहीं होता... !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • As Kids We ’ Re Not Taught How To Deal With Success ; We ’ Re Taught How To Deal With Failure . If At First You Don ’ T Succeed, Try, Try Again . If At First You Succeed, Then What ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achcha Ek Baat Batao . . . Gadha Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus Karta Hai.? . . . . . Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai. Mehsus Kar Ke Bata Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli, 20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad, Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK baat hamesha yaad rakhna. jodiya assman pe banti hai. . . . . . . . . Par setting zameen par hi karni padhti hai. :D :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा, गैरों में कहाँ दम था. मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी, जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola: I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.. Girl: Mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu.. Santa: Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.. >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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