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  • Arre Yar Humne B Ki Thi Mohabbat Kisi Se Sab Kuch De Diya Use Apni Khushi Se Hum Na Karte Kabhi Shikayat Kisi Se Usne Hamara Dil Toda Wo B Hum Seh Gaye Hasi Se Aur......Jab....... Aur...Jab Usne Hame Kaha MAVALI To Hum Seh Na Sake...Fir...Fir....Use Kataya Humne Kutti Se :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज़ है:- रोज़ रोज़ वज़न नापकर क्या करना है, एक दिन तो सबने मरना है, चार दिन की है ज़िंदगी, खा लो जी भर के, अगला जन्म फिर 3 किलो से शुरु करना है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik larki ney stage per a k dance kaya to sub larkon ney tali bjai phir us ney sub kuch utar k dance kaya to kisi ney tali na bjai Qk Tali aik hath sey ni bajti
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bachha Bahooot Der Se Ro Rha Tha.. Maa Ne Puchha: "Mere Lal Ko Kya Chahiye? Toffee, Biscuit, Ya Chocolate" Bachha:"Bas 1 Sanam chahiye, Aashiqi ke Liye!"GN
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ameer Moti Kaali Ladki Ek Beautician Ke Paas Yeh Puchne Gayi, Ki Usse Kiss Color Ke Kapde Pehanne Chaiye. Jisse Weh Attractive Lage. Beautician : Dekhiye Madam, Bhagwan Ne Gaane Walli Chidiya Bnayi, To Use Kahi Rang Diye. Titli Ko Rang-Biranga Banaya Par Hathini Ko Ek Hi Rang Diya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिल की बात दिल में मत रखना, जो पसंद हो उससे आइ लव यू कहना, अगर वो गुस्से में आ जाए तो डरना मत, राखी निकालना और कहना प्यारी बहना मिलती रहना…
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK baar ek machaarr bhauttt bhayaaank toofan m fas gyaaaaa toofaan se bachne k liye vo ek ped ko kskrr pakad letaa hai..... jb toofaan ruk jaata hai,,,,to vo macharrrr apna pasinaa poochtee hue boltA hai kiii Uffffff.......... AGAR AAJ M NHI HOTAA TO YE PED UDD HI JAATA....
    • 10 years ago



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  • ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI.. AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI NAHI AATI HOGI A- Antiquity B- Black Label C- Chivas Regal D- Dirctors Spcial E- Eight Pm F- Fuel/Fosters G-Green Label H- Hywards I- Imperial Blue J-Johny Walker K-Kingfisher L- Löndon Pilsner M- McDowell No 1 N- Napolean Rum O- Old Monk P- Peter Scot R- Royal Stag S- Signature T- Tequilla U- Urrack V- Vat 69 W- White Mischief X- XXX rum Y- Yankey Z- Zingaro Lage Raho .. Pi pi Ke Pade Raho .. *beer*
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहले मम्मी बोलती थी उठ जा बेटा सुबह हो गईं ! , , , आजकल मम्मी बोलती हैं सो जा बेटा सुबह होने वाली हैं मम्मी वही सोच नयी
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon OR lrkiyun ko milta Hai… 5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata hai…. 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 Nahi howa?? Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.! Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. What...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai!!! . . Seema ki koi seema nhi hai wah wah ! Arz kiya hai Seema ki koi seema nhi hai boys this is advice from me girls se bacch ke rahna bcoz hamara koi bima nhi hai .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Dost Ne Kaafi Dukhi Mann Se Kaha Mein To Apni Patni Se Pareshan Hu. Kyu Kya Baat H? Dusre Mitar Ne Pucha. Agar Wo Jyada Kapde Pehanti Hai To Mein Sochta Hu Iske Liye Paise Kaha Se Aayenge Aur Jab Kam Pehanti H To Office Jane Ki Iccha Nahi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnak solution --- Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu.... Ab DIL tham lo ..... Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Funny Advice" Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Roz-Roz Ke Bahane Acche Nhi Lagte Chehre Se Ab Aap Bacche Nahi Lagte, Khuda Kare 2013 Me shadi ho Apki Qki Ab Aap Kuware Acche Nahi Lagte
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुझको देश की गरीबी का असली एहसास तो तब हुआ... जब ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;SCOOTY साफ़ करने का कपड़ा भी कोई चुरा के ले गया.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain, tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain. Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain, Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain. humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain. Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli, Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli. Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga, juma k din clinic band rahy ga.
    • 10 years ago



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