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  • राजा हरिश्चन्द्र की पत्नी ने उनसे यह सवाल पूछने की ग़लती कभी नही की ..!! . . . मै कैसी लग रही हूँ .. वरना राजा हरिश्चन्द्र जी सत्यवादी ना रहते
    • 10 years ago



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  • ભગો સાઇકલ લઇને અંધારી રાતે કબ્રસ્તાનમાં ઘુસી ગ્યો.
    બીજા દરવાજેથી નીકળીને ઉભા.. પરસેવો લુછતા લુછતા કયે

    મારો હાળો આ ક્યો રોડ હતો.. અટલા બધા બંપરીયા....!!! :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Wo Subah Ki Tazgi, Wo Pani Ki Thandak, Wo Shampoo Ki Mahak, Wo DhuLe Kapdo Ki Chamak, Aap Kya Jane.? Ye To Rozana Nahane WaLe Hi Jaane.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI.. AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI NAHI AATI HOGI A- Antiquity B- Black Label C- Chivas Regal D- Dirctors Spcial E- Eight Pm F- Fuel/Fosters G-Green Label H- Hywards I- Imperial Blue J-Johny Walker K-Kingfisher L- Löndon Pilsner M- McDowell No 1 N- Napolean Rum O- Old Monk P- Peter Scot R- Royal Stag S- Signature T- Tequilla U- Urrack V- Vat 69 W- White Mischief X- XXX rum Y- Yankey Z- Zingaro Lage Raho .. Pi pi Ke Pade Raho .. *beer*
    • 10 years ago



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  • $M$ Vo Gy@n H@! Jo B@tne $e B@dht@ H@!, !$h L!ye He Pr@an! Tu B!ll K@ Moh Ty@ag De, Or $M$ K@r, T@bh! Ter@ Mob!le Len@ $@fal Hog@
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Khud Ko Kar Kanjus Etna Ki Har sMs Bhejne Se PehLe Service Center WaLa CaLL Kar Ke Khud Puchhe, Bhai Pakka Bhejna Hai Na Ya Sending FaiL Kar De.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Tulsidas G kehte h... Pyar kbhi na krna pardesi se, rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar krna hamesa padosi se, Roz blcony se drshan to ho jayenge....lucky
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • जब तुम्हारा जन्म हुआ तब... सारा आकाश झूमा, देवताओं ने खुशियां मनाई, फूलों की बारिश हुई, देसी घी के दीप जले, और भगवान बोले... . . . . . . . . "जान छूटी, अब धरती वाले भुगतेंगे।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • बस कंडक्टर: दादी जी पूरा भाड़ा दीजिये। दादी: आधी ही दूंगी, मैं स्टूडेंट हूँ। बस कंडक्टर: शरम कर डोकरी, मरने में 3 घंटे बचे हैं और स्टूडेंट बनी घूम रही है। अच्छा बता कहाँ पढती है? औरत: I am from IIN.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote hai?? Sambha: 2 1 ke Baad aata hai. .. Gabbr: aur 2 k pehle?? Sambha: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. .. ... ... Gabbar: To beech me kaun aata hai? Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata. .. Gabbar: To fir Dono ek sath kyu nahi aate? Sambha: 2 1 k baad hi aa sakta he kyuki 2 1 se bada hai. .. Gabbar: 2 1 se Kitna bada hai? Samba: Abey Goli marni hai toh mar de, tera namak khaya hai, CHAVANPRASH nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Film Me Kaam Karoge.? Roll Sirf Itna Hi Hai, Ki Ek Ladki Aap Ko Ek Kamre Me Le Jaigi Aur Aapko Goli Maar Degi Film Ka Naam Hai: "Band Kamre Me Kutte Ki Maut."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yeh Sms Jin "Khubsurat" Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Nhi Behosh Hue Na, "Khubsusat" Hote To Behosh Hote Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai, . . . . . . Chappal Ka Agr Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana Pagal, Sharmana Mat, Tu Dost Hai Apna Haq Se Maang.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye, Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan, Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy, Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye. Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do, Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina…..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS