Shadi k dousrey din larka larki talaaq k bad judge k pas ja pohnchey.
Judge to girl:talaaq q li?
Larki:i want this ===========>
maximum this ========>
but what is this ===>
Judge to boy:tum ney talaaq q li?
Boy:Ur owner i want this ()
maximum ( )
but what is this ( )
Mical Jaction Ki Mout Par Television Wale,
Sara Din Uski Gana Dikhaya.
Mohhamad Rofi Ki Mout Par,
Unki Gana Sunaya.
Ab Sunny Leon Ki Mout Par,
Television Wale Kiya Karenge,
जो भी ग्रुप मेम्बर रात में सब से लेट सोता है उस से अनुरोध है कि ग्रुप का
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दरवाजा बन्द कर के ही सोये।
कल रात ही एक पोस्ट की चोरी हो गयी और लोग एडमिन पर शक़ कर रहे हैं।
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
Wada Hai Tumahari Dosti Khas Rahegi;
Yado Ki Jhalak Dil K Pas Rahegi;
Nahi Bhulenge Apko Aur Apki Dosti Ko;
Jab Tak Apke Naam Ki SPELLING Yad Rahegi...
Ek baar maine apne dil se pucha ki
"ye pyar kya hota hai?"
mere dil ne mujhe kha
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"Dekh bhai humara kaam blod purify krna hae, out of syllabus question mat puch"
gud mrng Anur
दर्द का एहसास तो तब होता है,
जब WhatsApp पर किसी ने 100-150 MB की 15-20 वीडियो भेजी हों,
और डाउनलोड करने के बाद पता चले कि
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सब देखी हुई है।
Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho
Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab
Maa Bap Bimar hai
Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai
Or
LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me
1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.
Santa : Mere Samjh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Ki
Mein Dentist Banu Ya Kaan Ka Doctor
Banta: Isme Sochne Ki Kya Baat H. Ye To Badhi Sidhi Si Baat H.
Santa: Kaise.?
Banta: Ki Aadmi Ke Keval 32 Daat Hote H. Aur Kaan Sirf 2. Ab Khud Hi Soch Lo.
Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe
hoge."...
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Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii
h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... .
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Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya....:o :p
A kid was crying standing outside his house.
A passer by asked: Why are you crying?
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer By: Who is your father?
Kid: That is what the fight is about.
Santa: Kya Tumhare Dost Ko Cocktail Party Mein Maja Aaya?
Banta: Use To Barbar Shikayat Rahi.
Santa: Shikayat? Kis Baat Ki
Banta: Niche Chat Hone Ki.
Santa: Niche Chat, Kaise Chat? Mein Kuch Samjha Nahi.
Banta : Are Bhai, Wo To Shuru Se Lekar Aakhir Tak Mej Ke Niche Ghusa Hua
Ye Shikyat Karta Raha Ki Kamre Ki Chat Bahut Niche H.