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  • Koi Ankho Se Baat Kar Leta hai, Koi Aankhon Me Mulaqat Kar leta hai, Bada Muskil hota hai Facebook Par Rehna, Jab Koi Block Kar Deta Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baat DiL Se Batana Is Kalyug Me Aakar Tum Jaise Paapiyo Ne Aisa Koun Sa Achha Kaam Kiya Jo Tumhe Mujh Jaisa Masum Aur Pyara Dost MiLa.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai; Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai; Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai; Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Aur Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yar tmsy 1 help chahye thi Me kisi ko Maths parha raha hon Mujy plz bs ye bta do k agr hum Quadratic Formula use karte huwe ’0′ ko equalant ly aur Variable ka Square Root nikal kr usko Integrate kary tu jo answer ay us ko Laplace Equation me put kr ke Evaluate kary & Constant ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nikal kr Graph Paper pr Plot kary to kia us paper ka “Jahaz” ban jayga? . . Parh To Aisy Rahe Ho Jesy 0xford Univrsty Me Maths Ke Professor Ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • As Kids We ’ Re Not Taught How To Deal With Success ; We ’ Re Taught How To Deal With Failure . If At First You Don ’ T Succeed, Try, Try Again . If At First You Succeed, Then What ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne 1 Haseen Ko Dekh Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me Kiya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura Ke Bole.. Bhaiya... Mere TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.! From.Dev
    • 10 years ago



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  • R U A High Scoring Studnt ? Kya Aap Gud Mrks La-la Kr Bor Ho Chuke H ? : : Then Join Engineering.... : : Marks Se No Marks, Ache Mrks Se Chutkara, : : Fark Dkhiye Sirf 1 Semester Me...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Frnd Ke Saath Kro Ya Grlfrnd K Sath, Room Me Kro Ya Bedroom Me, Bed Par Kro Ya Fir Sofe Pe, Din Me Kro Ya Fir Raat Me, Ground Me Karo Ya Garden Me Kro, Aakhir Success Hone K Liye Padhai To Krni Padegi Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohan:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . mohan:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chor Ki Saja Puri Ho Rahi Thi. Agle Din Riha Hone Wala Tha, Uske Ek Sathi Ne Pucha- Jail Se Nikalte Hi Tum Pehla Kaam Kya Karoge,? Chor: Ji Tourch Kharidunga. Pichli Baar Maine Andhere Mein Torch Ki Jagah Radio Chalu Kar Diya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladki- apne boy friend se tum mujpar ek shayari karo. ladka- tere kali kali zulpho se tu karati andhera ab hoja takali aur karde sabera
    • 10 years ago



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  • 22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia! Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai, Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehte Hai 1 Ladki Ne Padhai Kar Li To Ghar Ke 4 Logo Ko Shikshit Banati Hai, Par Us Ladki Ke Padhte Time College Me 40 Ladke Fail Ho Jate Hai, Uska Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. Banta:woh kaise? Santa:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya usne love marriage kar liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • वही लड़किया इस बात से परेशान है कि कही 98 smart cities उनके BF से ज्यादा स्मार्ट ना निकले !! रेपुटेशन का सवाल है भई....
    • 10 years ago



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