Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai?
Mom: Ye balloon hai.
Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se
chhote kyun hain?
Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe?
Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
Teacher : kitne saal k ho ?
Student : register me check kr le.
Teacher : kaha se ho ?
Student : school record me dekh le..
Teacher : sbse jyada pyar kise krteho.. Mom or Dad ?
Student : mere dil se puch le
Teacher : tera dil kaha h??
Student : teri beti se puch le.
गालिब फरमाते हैं..
चली जाती हैं आये दिन वो बयूटी पार्लर में यूँ..
उनका मकसद है, मिसाल-ए-हूर हो जाना..
मगर ये बात किसी बेग़म की समझ में क्यों नहीं आती कि..
मुमकिन ही नहीं किशमिश का फिर से अंगूर हो जाना..!!
Samajne Ki Kosish Karo Muje Tang Na Kro,
Akela Chhor Do,
Raat Bhar Tumhari Waja Se So Nahi Sakta,
Mat Khelo Meri Zindgi Se,
Aisa Santa Hath Jor Ke Machhar Se Keh Raha Tha.
Ram aur Lakcman dono patang uda rahe the,
Tabhi Ravan upar se unki patang pakad leta hai,
Lakcman bolta hai ravan meri patang chod de,
Ram bolta hai mangal bhavan aa mangal hari neeche aava patak ke mari.
Ek Budhi Aurat Apni Saheli Se.
Janti Ho Kal Ek Lakde Ne Mujhe Chand Kaha.
Dusri : Acha Kaise
Mein Kal Apni Ladki Ke Sath Jaa Rahi Thi To
Ek Ladke Ne Meri Beti Ko Dekhkar Kaha- Mast Chand Ka Tukda H Bilkul.
Education related songs:
SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
...
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde uddjati hai
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.
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