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Woh bhi kiy din the jab log hame dewano ki tarha kiss kiya karte Magar apni qismat hi bure the un dinon hum 2 saal k howa karte.

10 years ago

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BOys k dil ki sab se bari khUwahish . . . Khd ktne e kaminey Q na hOn . . But . . . Larki shareef chaiye !!

10 years ago

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SasuraL Me Damad Ki izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? KyuKi Wo Jante Hai Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai, Jisne Humare Ghar Ka Toofan SambhaL Rakha Hai.

10 years ago

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Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye! Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badh Jaye!! Na Itane Tasty Ki Maza Aa jaye, Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye. P.r

10 years ago

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Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath bike per jaty dekh liya Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua? Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai

10 years ago

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Duniya Ki Best "MAA" To Har Bete Ke Paas Hoti Hai.. Lekin Pata Nahi Duniya Ki Best Wife. Padosi Ke Paas Hi Kyon Hoti Hai..?

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Apni Friend Se:- Kaisi Rahi Teri First Date...??? Friend:- Bahut Acchi,Ladka Kisi Rahees Ghar Ka Lagta Hai... Ladki:- Accha Tujhe Kaise Pata...??? Friend:- Zab Mujhe Kiss Karne Mere,Nazdeek Aaya Tab Uske Muh Se "Piyaaz" Ki Smell Aa Rahi Thi.

10 years ago

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Shit Yaar.... Are Bap Re.... Raam-Raam.... Raam-Raam.... Ye Kya Ho Gya.? Bahut Badi Galti Ho Gyi, Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Ho Gya.? . . . . Busy Logo Ko MSG Chala Gya.... Oh... No...

10 years ago

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

10 years ago

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After Breakup Boyfriend: Dil Mein Ek Jajbaat Hai Dabau Kaise?, Ruswa Na Ho Jaao Chupau Kaise?, Tanha Chod Gayi Ho Mujhe Jab Se, Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hoon Bataun Kaise?

10 years ago

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main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA INDIA ZINDABAD"Hushain2

10 years ago

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डाली ने डाली पर नज़र डाली; किसी ने इस पर डाली; किसी ने उस पर डाली; हमने जिसपर नज़र डाली; उसके बाप ने उसकी शादी कहीं और कर डाली!

10 years ago

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श्याम का सर फट गया…!!!
डॉक्टर: – ये कैसे हुआ…???
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श्याम: – मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था, एक आदमी ने
मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर” :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain

10 years ago

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Chhoti aa khelenge nhi tm hamari le lenge dekh isme kitna pyar bhara h nhi hume pta h aapka bohat bda h.. aa dekh ye teri khubsurti ko aur bi nikhar dega... nhi ye hmari phad dega.. jise atcha laga wo like aur commemt kre..

10 years ago

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Malkin: Aaya Ke Liye Tumhari Height Kam Hai, Aaya: Malkin Isi Ka To Faida Hai Aapko. Agar Bacha Kabhi Mere Hath Se Gir Gaya To Chot Lagne Ki Aashanka Bahut Kam Hogi.

10 years ago

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Hosle Saare Aazma Baithe, Hum Zamaane ka Gham Utha Baithe, Jish Ki Chaahat Me Umr Bhar Tadpe, Ussi ki Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.

10 years ago

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Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ? Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya. Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..! Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ? . . . . Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..

10 years ago

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बेटा : पापा एक बात बतानी है आपको ;-( पापा : क्या बेटा : मैंने फेसबुक पर लडकियों के नाम से 10 फेक आईडी बना रक्खी हैं पापा : तो मुझे क्यों बता रहा है नालायक ? >:o बेटा : वो जो आप बार बार आकृति सामरिया पर फ्रेंड रिक्वेस्ट भेज रहे है वो मेरी ही फेक आईडी है पापा...

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai . . . Dekh K Mohabbat Ki Aisi Misal Mujhe Bhi Hairani Hui . . . Mohalle Ki Sari Bakriya Rone Lagi Jab Mere Bakre Ki Kurbani Hui..

10 years ago

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