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  • Aapki Shaan Me Arz Hai, Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Waah... Waah... Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Main Hairan Hu Is Baat Se Ki Wo Tumhari Niyat Pehle Se Hi Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain, tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain. Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain, Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain. humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain. Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli, Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli. Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga, juma k din clinic band rahy ga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge: tumhe bai- ijjat bari kiya jata h. kyunki jo scooter churane ka aarop tum par lagaya tha use koi sach sabit nahi kar paya. chor: kush hokar. Iska matlab h ab ye scooter mera ho gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . . Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. . Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. . Fir phone rakne k baad... Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua? . . . Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun, telephone activate karne k liye !!! Anur
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai. Samajh gye ho to like bhi dedo warna pOgO dekhO
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah! Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Hindi Funny Shayari :: Teri Hasrat Dua Ban Kr Reh Jayegi Teri Kismat Juwa Banke Reh Jayegi Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Hai Wo 1 Din Tere Bacho Ki “BUAA” Ban Kr Reh Jyegi K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Anjali :- Teacher Se... Sir,Aap Sab Ke Identity Card Par Stamp Kyu Marte Hai, Teacher :- Stamp Marne Se Hi Identity Card Ka Value Hota Hai Nahi Toh Nahi, Anjali :- Par Aap Mere Identity Card Par Stamp Nahi Mariyenga, Teacher :- Kyu? Anjali :- Kyu Ki Mera Kapra Ganda Ho Zayenga...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia- - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi Teri SaHeLi Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baal Ganesh: ae Babu Ji Tore Kandha Pe Chadhab Shiv Bhagvan: Naahi Beta.. Baal Ganesh: Please Babu Ji Shiv Bhagvan: Baklol Hawe Ka Be Sapwa Kaat lei.. >>Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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  • Actually Basically Biologically Technically Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically Electrically Normally Mechanically & Finally I Am So Sweet…
    • 9 years ago



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  • सच्चे दोस्त वे होते हैं जो… ? ? ? ? ? मदद करने से पहले दुनिया भर की गालियां देते हैं
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो.. कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो.. बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो… गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो… मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो … google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai. Lalu: Na Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. Lalu: Tumko aata hai Obama: Yes Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best. Girl:All The Best To U Too. Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..???
    • 9 years ago



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  • BECHARA LADKA.. Ladki pr hath uthay to zalim, Ladki se pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade to jealous, Chup rhe to begairat, Ghar se bahar rhe to aawara, Ghar me rhe to nakara, Baccho ko dante to buzdil, N dante to laparwah, Biwi ko naukri se roke to shaki mizaz, N roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Aakhir bechara ladka kare to kare kya
    • 9 years ago



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