2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.
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Hai
Smart
bahot
woh
hai
bheja
Ne
Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
Niche
ko
Msg
Jo
hoon
pagal
woh
Mai
Confused??.Ab msg Niche se upar
padho.
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YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.
Friends
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Ek ladki ko koi phon pe
unknown no. se
preshan kr rha tha....
To us larki ne nya sim
card liya aur
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Us unknown no pe cal kr k kha
maine vo sim bnd kr diya
h ab tuje jo krna h kr le
haha girls kitni genius hoti hai na..
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Roj sms bhejta hoo,
kabhi reply bhi to kiya karo,
tabhi to lagega ki SMS padhnewala Dabbnge hai aur SMS bhejnewala bajirav shingham hai.
Khan
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. .
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye
maine dusra gal agge kar diya.......
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Attendence..
Pappu, Yes Sir
Bablu, Yes Sir
Tinku, Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa.
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Good News!
Ab Aap is SMS ke Zariye..
Apne Mobile SET par
STAR PLUS Dekh Sakte Ho!
BILKUL FREE
Wo bhi 24 Hrs!
To Dekhiye.
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GF Ko Apni Palako Par Bitha Lo,
De Ke Khushi Uske Sare Ghum Chura Lo,
Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki,
Uski Saheli Bhi Aa Ke Kahe Jaanu Muje Bhi Pata Lo.
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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka
Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath
Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM...
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Ek Engineering Ke Student
Ne Hostel Se Apne Father
Ko Letter Likha
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son.
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Jawab Aaya
.
How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your Dad.
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Love before marrige
jaan tum nahi to main nahi main nahi to tum nahi
After marrige
ley fair aj tou nai ya main nai
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Yeh Sms Jin "Khubsurat" Logo Ko Milta Hai,
Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
Nhi Behosh Hue Na,
"Khubsusat" Hote To Behosh Hote Na.
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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Dil Ki Chokhat Pe 1 Deep Jala Rkha He,
Tere Aane Ka Spna Sja Rkha He,
Jane Wale Ne kaha Tha k Lot Aaunga,
1 esi Aas Pe Drwaza Khula Rkha He
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अध्यापक (छात्र से)- जिस आदमी के दोनों हाथ न हो उसे हिंदी और इंग्लिश में क्या कहेंगे?
छात्र- हिंदी में ठाकुर और इंग्लिश में हैंडस फ्री!
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तुम हँसते रहो,
मुस्कुराते रहो,
नाचते रहो,
सदा खिल-खिलाते रहो;
मेरा क्या है,
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लोग तुम्हें ही पाग़ल समझेंगे।
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