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  • Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Funny Questn.. Fill up d blanks.. 1) Ur Name _ 2) % in 10th_% 3) Gender_ Nw read -only- the ans..!! -
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bacche Ke Khilone Ki Dukan Par Ek Mahila Ne, Kabhi Kharidi Hui Ek Bache Ki Gaadi Ki Aakhiri Kisat Aada Ki, Managar: Raseed Dete Hue Bacha To Thik H Na. Ha Bikul Maje Mein H Aur Kushi Ki Baat Yeh H Ki Kal Uski Shadi H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raat Ko Padhte Padhte Ek Khayal Aaya, Uthaya Pen Aur Paper, Aur Ek Nayi Equation Banai, Bed + Razai = Bhaad Me Jaye Padhai. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein.. Prashad Mein Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge.. Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana.. Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waiter:- Aone samose aue oakode ko andar se kha liya lakin bahar ka sara chhod diya aise kyo? Customer:- Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai. Bahar ka khaana mat khao!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक नॉबेल पुरस्कार उस माँ को भी मिलना चाहिए . . . . . . . . . . . .. . जीसने सिटी बजा के एक छोटे बच्चे को सूसू करवाने का रामबाण नुस्खा निकाला है
    • 9 years ago



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  • A@pne $una Hog@ K! Maa-B@ap K K@rmo K@, Ph@l B@chon Ko Bhug@tna P@dta H@!, P@r Ky@ A@pko P@ta H@! K!, Kbh!-Kbh! Maa-Baap K K@rmo Ka, Phal Unke D@madon Ko Bh!, Bhugtn@ Padt@ Ha!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly.. i am not gonna stay with u anymore. Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane, i need my barbie doll bye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • True Love Song. . . . Bazigar O Bazigar, Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar, . Oooo. . Tune Dil Mera Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda, Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Questi0n f0r Brilliant Students ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Question is only for brilliant students U relax yaar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. banta: fir kya hua? santa: meri boht pitayi hui, banta: wo kaise? santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai: Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Wah Wah! Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge; Kisi Ne Kaha: "Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye, Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge"!
    • 9 years ago



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  • शादी से पहले प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से: जानू, चाँद कहाँ है? प्रेमी: जान, एक तुम और एक वो ऊपर आसमान में। शादी के बाद वही प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से: जानू चाँद कहाँ है? पति बन चुका प्रेमी (गुस्से से): अरे तुम्हारा दिमाग तो ठीक है ना, वो ऊपर क्या तुम्हारा ससुर टॉर्च लेकर खड़ा है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands....1st guy:which paper was it?...2nd guy:I think maths..... .1st guy:(surpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy: no I see a girl sittingbesides me using calculator ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Office Mein Kaam Karne Wali Recipenist Silk Ki Ek Dress Layi Jo Kaafi Patli Thi, Aur Apne Office Friend Ko Dikha Rahi Thi- Ye Dekho Mere New Silk Ki Dress. Pankaj : Tum Bhi Kamal Karti Ho Yaar Ye To Transparent H Aar-Paar Ka Sab Kuch Dikh Raha H. Reception Wali Ladki: Tum Bhi Ajib Ho Pankaj, Mein Jab Ise Pehnungi To Aar-Paar Kaise Dikhega.
    • 9 years ago



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