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  • Best memory of skul lyf Notes copy krte samay- ye kya likha h bey.. Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi design bana de .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Boyfriend While Kissing His Girlfriend.. Boy- Thinks U Baby.. 4 Give Me Ur Chewing Gum.. Girl- This Is Not Chewing Gum My Love, I’m Suffering From Cough!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Pati kaaam se Jaldi ghar aa gaya Patni ne premi ko powder laga kar murti ki tarah khada kar diya. Pati: Ye kya hai. Patni: Murti hai,Pados wale gupta ji ne di hai. Pati kuch na bola aur kaam me vyast ho gaya. Aadhi raat ko murti ke saamne sandwich rakh kar bola Pati: Kha lo gupta ji parso raat ko mein bhi tumhaare ghar aise hi murti ban ke khada tha kisi ne paani ko bhi nahi pooncha tha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Doctor Patient Se: Tum Bahut Jyada Bimar Ho Chuke The. Mein To Yahi Kahunga Ki Tum Apni Aantarik Shakti Ke Karan Hi Thik Hue Ho. Patient : Thik H Doctor Ji. Mujhe Aasha H, Aap Apni Fees Ka Bil Bnate Samay Bhi Iss Baat Ka Dhyan Rakhenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: 61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ae Dil Kissi Ki Yaad Mein Rona Fazool Hai Ye Aansoo Bade Anmol Hain Inhe Khona Fazool Hai Royo To Unke Liye Jo Tum Par Nisaar Hain Unke Liye Kya Rona Jinke Aashiq Hazaar Hain?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • DEAR frds Larkion ke Chakkar Me Mat Parna . . Dosto . . . Kyun ki . Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha . . Or End Me Or End Me Halat Kar date ha fhakir ki tarah...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Arz Kia Hai Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge Sara Jivan Bigad Loge Wah Wah Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge Sara Jivan Bigad Loge Soch Samjh K Karoge To Bhi Kya UKHAD Loge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Har Ladki Ke Chehre Par Naqab Hota Hai, Naqab Aashiq Ke Lye Azab Hota Hai, Mat Marna Naqb Wali Ladki Par Dost, Kyuki Khubsurat Packing Me Maal Aksr Khrab Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Zindagi me kabhi tension mat lena bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna, agar rose ke badle sandal mile to, kehna pyaari Behna sada khush rehna.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • आज बैठा सोच रहा था कि दो चीज़ें बड़ी जल्दी हाथ से निकल जाती हैं, समय और... . . . . . . . . . . . . आम की गुठली!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • एक लड़की स्कूटी लेके सब्जीमंडी गयी

    लड़की – मुझे सारे सड़े सड़े अमरुद दे दो

    ठेलेवाला – सारे सड़े हुए ?

    लड़की – हां सारे खराब अमरुद दे दो
    ठेलेवाले ने सारे सड़े अमरूद
    एक पॉलीथिन में भर दिये

    लड़की – अब इस पॉलिथीन को साइड में रखो
    और साफ़ अमरुद में से 1 किलो दे दो :wink::grinning::joy:

    कौन कहता है लड़कियों में दिमाग नहीं होता :wink::wink::wink:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? . Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun.. . Wife :- Haan yaad hai... . Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga.. . Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe achche se yaad hai.. . . Husband:- Main uski baju wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga..... :-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS