Boyfriend While Kissing His Girlfriend..
Boy- Thinks U Baby..
4 Give Me Ur Chewing Gum..
Girl- This Is Not Chewing Gum My Love,
I’m Suffering From Cough!
Girls:
Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi
.
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi
.
Lekin Jab Tak Na Milega Wo Ladka
.
Try To Har Ek Ko Karungi
Wah...Wah...Ab Ise Suno
Boys:
Arz Kiya Hai..
Koi Ladki Hame Thukra De To Ghum Nahi
.
Koi Ladki Hame Thuka De To Ghum Nahi
.
.
.
.
Arre Us Ladki Ki Maa Ki Kismat Footi Jiske Daamad Hum Nahi!!!
Thoko Like..
Teacher: "Aaj pehli
baar tum class me
baat kar rahi ho..
.
.
.
hamesha tum nazre
jhukake meri baate
sunti thi kya ho gya
hai tumhe.. ??
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pinky:" sir ji net pack
khatm ho gya
hai..
Kalyugi Bacccha !
Pota :- Dadi, is Ghar mein hum 5 log rehte
hain na Papa, Mama, Main, Didi auraap !
Dadi -: Teri Shaadi hogi to 6 ho jaayenge !
Pota :- Didi ki Shaadi hogi to phir 5 ho
jaayenge !
Dadi :- Tera Baccha hoga phir 6 ho jaayenge !
Pota :- Aap mar jaoge to phir 5 hoJayenge !
Dadi :-"Soo Jaa Haraamzaade"
New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur
Aankhen Meri ho, Dil
aap Ka Dharke aur
Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo,
Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan
Dena Chahti Hai.
Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do?
Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul
Rahi.
I.Q.Test:
Chaar Zero Ek Saat Likho
Likha?
Kaise?
0000 Aise Likha.?
Fail
Correct Ans
"4017"
Ghar WaLo Ne Kitni Umido Se Padaya Tha,
Sab Par Pani Fir Gya