Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite;
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite;
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil;
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!
Arre Yar Humne B Ki Thi Mohabbat Kisi Se
Sab Kuch De Diya Use Apni Khushi Se
Hum Na Karte Kabhi Shikayat Kisi Se
Usne Hamara Dil Toda
Wo B Hum Seh Gaye Hasi Se
Aur......Jab.......
Aur...Jab Usne Hame Kaha MAVALI
To Hum Seh Na Sake...Fir...Fir....Use Kataya Humne Kutti Se :D :P
Biwi Market Se Lauti.
Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai
Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai.
Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar,
Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai,
Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.
Classic Insult:
Once A Boy Uploaded A Photo
Holding A Dog On Facebook..
Girl Commented: "Which One Is U?"
Boy Replied: "The One Holding You..:d
Moral: Girlzz Dumb Hi Rehengi :D
Ek baar 2 Mouse Bike Par Ja Rahe The .
Sher Ka baccha Mila.
Usne kaha Muje B Bike Par Le Chalo.
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Chuho Ne Kuch Socha Fir Bola
"Dekh Le ,Baad Me Teri Mummy Bolegi,
Tu Gundo Ke Saath Ghumta hai "
Boy:Miss apkey apple mujey tuch ho rahey hai
teacher:Apple mairey hain apko kaya takleef hai?
Boy:miss apple apkey hi hain laikin juice mairey ganey ka nikal raha hai
Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।। डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए । ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।। :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum,
Dub kar jis me maar jau vo River ho tum,
phir bhi Mere jevan main forever ho tum…
wah wah wah wah
Gana suna hi hoga
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jeete lakdi marte lakdi dekh tamasa lakdi ka....
Lakdi mean Wood.
Sach ka kaha he kisi
ne dekh tamasa lakdi ka,
chahe Bollywood ka dekh ya Hollywood ka.
Patni ne pati ko
Surprise krne k lie
kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki
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Or boli,,
Hllo darling...
Pati: baad mein
call kro jaan
abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..
Munna bhai:
apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye
bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:
simple bhai,
pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur
agar bhagi to bakri. ;)
Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek
Aansu
Kabhi Apni Mehfil Mein Baitha
Kar To Dekho
Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi
Girlfriend Ko, Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To
Dekho..
Waris ali*
santa: kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya.
banta: fir kya hua?
santa: meri boht pitayi hui,
banta: wo kaise?
santa: suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..
Suna hai
ladkiya chalak hoti hai
but
unhe pata nhi
ladke chalak ke baap hote hai.
Kaise?
Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai.
Ladke kharch karte hai.
Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai.
Its 4 all.