When Sunny Leone came to Comedy Nights with Kapil.
A guy from the Audience says:
Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun.
Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain.
Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!!
Yeh baat sunkar
siddhu says:
Guru,
Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota,
Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota,
Har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota,
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha,
Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!
Ek Jahaj Doob Gaya Or 2 Aadmi Ek Jahaj Ke Hisse Ko Lekar,
Do Din Use Pakad Ke Tairate Rahe.
Unme Se Ek Aadmi Apne Zindagi Se Puri Tarah Nirash Ho Gaya.
Or Usne Bhagwan Se Kaha Dekho Bhagwan Ji Mein Bahut
Bura Insaan Hu Sharab Bhi Peeta Hu Or Maine Ladki Ko
Dokha Bhi Diya Hai. Agar Aaj Tum Mujhe Bacha Loge To Mein
Tumhe Vachan Deta Hu Ki. Baat Katthe Hue Dusra
Sathi Bola Koi Waada Mat Karna Kinara Dikh Gaya H Mujhe.
सब बोलते :speaking_head: है यार :relaxed: बता वो :person_with_blond_hair: कैसी है, तो यारों :two_men_holding_hands: सुनो:ear:, दिखने :v: मैं भोली है, लेकिन बंदूक :gun: कि गोली :pill: है, कभी फ़ोन :iphone: बीजी रहा तो डायरेक्ट ब्रेकअप :broken_heart: कि धमकी :joy: देती :broken_heart: है..
Phone karke sorry bol rhi thi..
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Bol rhi thi jesa tum bologe vesa karungi.
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Plzz mujhe chodd ke maat jao ..
. Mene Bhi Keh Diya Bhul Ja Mujhe.. .
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Pta nhi Kis ki Girlfriend thi.
College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai
Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers?
Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega.
Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ?
Varanasi Child : I ka.
Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।। डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए । ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।। :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
Ek bhar santa banta ki khub pitayi huyi kyun ki
Uh ik jagah fokat ka khana khate huye mile tho unhone kha ki hum ladake walo ki tarap se hain
:::aur uh birthday party thi::::
Suna hai
ladkiya chalak hoti hai
but
unhe pata nhi
ladke chalak ke baap hote hai.
Kaise?
Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai.
Ladke kharch karte hai.
Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai.
Its 4 all.