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  • Pappu- Mom Aap Ne Mujhse Jhuth Bola. Mom- Kab Beta? Pappu- Aap Ne Kha K Tumhari Chhoti Bahen Pari Hai. Mom- Haan Bola Tha To. Pappu- To Jab Use Balcony Se Feka To Vo Udi Kyo Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladka ladki se I love you , , ladki I heta you , , ok me apke liye ring laya tha , , , ladki i love you me mazak kar rahi thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife& 20 children. Lalu has 1 wife&9 children. Who is better? Me: Osama score is GOOD! But Lalu Strike rate is better.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi, Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi. Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil, 50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki. Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam, 30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm. Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh. Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh. Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi, Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fir na simtegi agar dosti bikhar jayegi, Zindagi zulf nahi jo fir se sawar jayegi. Jo khushi de tumhe thaam lo daaman uska, Zindagi roke nahi has ke gujar jayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Always Smile" . Haso.... . Muskurao... . Khush Raho... .f Kya Pata.? ? ? ? ? ? KaL MuJh Se Ladai Ho Jaye, Aur Aapke Paas Hasne Ke Liye Daant Hi Na Rahe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jindagi Behaal Hai,Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai,Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai,Kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai,Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri,Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho? Banta: Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa: Kaha? Banta: Address padhne ka time nai hai. Santa: Ok go fast.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suba Utho Close Up Karo Fir Naha K Meri Photo Rakh K Apne Dono Hath Jod Kar Zor Se Gao . . . . Tujhe Bhul Jana Mumkin Nahi Tera SMS Na Aye Aisa Koi Din Nahi :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Classic Insult: Once A Boy Uploaded A Photo Holding A Dog On Facebook.. Girl Commented: "Which One Is U?" Boy Replied: "The One Holding You..:d Moral: Girlzz Dumb Hi Rehengi :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • ता ने पप्पू को फ़ोन किया संता: कहाँ हो बेटे? पप्पू: हॉस्टल में पढ़ रहा हूँ परीक्षा बहुत नजदीक है इसलिए बहुत पढ़ना पड़ता है। आप कहाँ हो? संता: ठेके पे... तेरे पीछे लाइन में आखिर में खड़ा हूँ। एक हाफ मेरा भी ले लेना ठेका बंद होने वाला है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • अब किसी को किसी से कोई समस्या नहीं होनी चाहिए, अपना अपना लाल किला बनवाओ और प्रधानमंत्री बन जाओ, चाहो तो अपने शहर में संसद औरराष्ट्रपति भवन भी बना लो. कोई वीजा दे या न दे उससे क्या फर्क पड़ता है, अपने मोहल्ले में व्हाईटहाउस बनवाकर अमरीका के राष्ट्रपति बन जाओ.
    • 10 years ago



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  • આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે..
    #દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,,
    તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? "
    ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99 Ways Which Causes Failure!" Thomas Edison. Moral-: Besharm Ho Jana But Apni Galti Mat Accept Karna
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Dost Thay Billu Gullu Ulloo. Billu: B.S.C Main Padh Raha Hai. Gullu: M.A Main Padh Raha Hai. Or Hamara Ulloo= SMS Padh Raha Hai. Haa Haa Haa. ***Snehan ***
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ke "Main Barso Se Pyaasa Hu," . . . . . Aye Dosto . . . . . Kambhakht Ne Muh Me Pipe Daal Kar Motor Hi Chala Di.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Ka Ek Aisa Din He Jab Dulha STAGE Par Bethe Huye, Dusri KHOOBSURAT Ladkiyo Ko Dekta Hai Aur Sochta Hai, "Ye Sab Aaj Se Pehle Kaha Mar Gyi Thi."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Court Mein Ek Salesman Ke Talak Ke Mukadme Ki Sunwayi Thi. Magistrate Ne Usse Sawal Kiya- Aapkp Pehli Baar Kaise Laga Ki Aapki Biwi Bewafayi Kar Rahi H. Salesman: Mein Naukri Karta Hu Hafte Mein 5 Din Ghar Se Bahar Rehta Hu. Or Abki Baar Mein 6 Din Bahar Tha Biwi Ke Liye Buri Tarah Taras Gaya Tha. Jab Meinghar Aaya To Maine Puri Raat Biwi Ke Sath S…X Kiya . Mere Bad Ke Spring Thode Khrabh Hai Or Char-Char Ki Awaaj Karte H. Uss Din Bhi Meri Padosan Deewar Se Mooh Laga Ke Boli. Anjali Chuthi Wale Din To Ye Awaaje Band Kar Liya Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery bohet dabaya pait ko magar nahi aya poun bohet dabaya pait ko magar nahi aya poun lekin jub aya poun to sub ney kaha ooon houn
    • 10 years ago



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