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  • Dhoka Mila jab Pyar Me, Zindagi Me Udaasi Chha Gyi, Socha Tha Chhod Denge iss Rah ko, Kambkht Phir Ek Nye Number Se Missed Call Aa Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo Ko Banate Waqt Bhagwan Ne Kaha..? Ki Achhi - Samjhdar - Aur Shareef Ladkiya Duniya Ke Her Kone Me Milengi, Aur Fir Bhagwan Ne Is Duniya Ko GOL Bana Diya, Aur Fir Kaha Ab Dundh Lo Kona..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai. 4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat. 4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo. Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai. Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya... 4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati... Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata? Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi. 4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka.. @Love.Sp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Toota Hua " Idea " Ka Sim Mila Sadak Par.. . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai Koi " IIN " Student Fail Hogaya :D:D:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge Ne Ek Chor Ko Ghurte Hue Dekha Aur Bola, Ki Tum To 3 Saal Pehle Bhi Adalat Mein Pesh Hue The, Or Yahi Pent Chori Karne Ke Chakkar Mein. Chor: Ji Ha Hujur Ek Pent Aur Kitne Saal Chalegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar idali bana raha tha. Wife: tum itni achhi idali kaise banate ho. Sardar: mere pas idali banane wala kapada he. Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri bra he wapis la!. By-jmsp
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 baccha mom se buri tarahse pitne ke baad papa se... aap kabhi narak gaye ho? papa: nahi, beta, baccha:fir itni khaufnaak cheez laye kaha se
    • 10 years ago



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  • Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya Waiter: Do u hv any gf? Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din main potty kar raha tha ki ek makhi vahan aakar bhinbhinane lage or potty ke uper beth gayi fir main ek din kadi chawal kha raha tha ke vahan bhi makhi a gayi to meine use kaha ki ye vo cheeg nahi jo tum soch rahi ho ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Ladki Ke Chehre Par Naqab Hota Hai, Naqab Aashiq Ke Lye Azab Hota Hai, Mat Marna Naqb Wali Ladki Par Dost, Kyuki Khubsurat Packing Me Maal Aksr Khrab Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina…..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz hai- Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada, . . . . . . .. Jaise .. . . . 5 rupye ka Vim Baar, . . . Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne 1 Haseen Ko Dekh Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me Kiya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura Ke Bole.. Bhaiya... Mere TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.! From.Dev
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Degrees of Girls….! B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body M.B.A = Married but Available
    • 10 years ago



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  • Touching lines said by a boy to a gal during break up: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Behen gifts to wapis karti jaa teri bhabi ko kya dunga...:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • LIKE * COMMENT WARNA BEZZATTI Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...... wah*wah Yu na kisi k dil se khelo... . . . . . . . Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata TOH? ? ? Computer aur mobile bech kar radio lelo Ho gayi na ab bejjati.... :o :p
    • 10 years ago



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