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  • आज रास्ते में मारियो मिला। हां, वही गेम वाला। मैंने पूछा, "ओये पहचाना मुझे?" बोला नहीं, कौन हो तुम? मन तो किया दो लगा दूं, साले मेरा सारा बचपन निकल गया तुझे बचाते बचाते और पूछता है कौन हो तुम!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Shahab Rs.10/- Dedo Mobile Rechrg Karke GirlFriend Ko Call Karna Hai. Santa: Waah Bhikhari Ne Bhi GirlFriend Banayi Hai, Bhikhari: Na Ji GirlFriend Ne Bhikhari Banaya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • God apun se pucha, Kidhar jana mangta ? SWARG YA NARAK ? Apun bola NARAK ! Apun ko malum, Tum sala dost log udharich milega, Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhikaari pathan sey mujey khaney ko mil sakta hai pathan:kal ka saalen kha lo gey bhikaari:khush ho k han pathan:chal fair kal awin
    • 9 years ago



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  • अध्यापिका- "बहुत तेज हवाओं के साथ बारिश हो रही है" इसका भविष्य काल बताओ भूपि : इब लाइट जावेगी
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladke apni girlfriend se milne gaya, . . kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chai(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.. . . Girlfriend ka mobile sofaype ... dekh kar ladke ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai.. ?? . . Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.. . . . Jab usne miss call di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Dua Mang Rahi Thi, Uski Maa Ne Pucha= Tum Ne Dua Me Kya Manga.? Ladki: Wahi Manga Jo Har Ladki Ki Khuwaish Hai. Maa: Kya.? Ladki: Khuman
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi ke pas salman khan ka number ho to plz send karo… Juhu bus stop par ek bacchi mili hai.. . . Use ghar pahochana hai..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahaduri kya hai ??? . Der raat Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao . ... Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar kharhi ho . . . . ... . . . . . . . . Or tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhiho ??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Faraz- ye scooty kab li? Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai, sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Buzurgo Ne Kaha He Ki Pati-patni 1 Gaadi K 2 Pahiye He Agar 2no Me Se 1 B Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nhi Chal Sakti Isliye 1 Stepny (Girlfriend) Hamesha Rakho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sharabi Train Ki Patri Par So Gaya, Ek Aadmi Bola Train Ayegi To Mar Jayega Uth Ja, Sharabi: “Saale Abhi Aeroplane Upar Se Gaya, Kuch Nahi Hua To Train Hai Hi Kya Cheez.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Narazgi Ka Sabab Puchh Liya Karo, Dooriya Lakh Ho Yaad To Kar Liya Karo, Mat Rakho Beshak Har PaL Ki Khabar, Zinda Hai Yaa Mar Gye To Pata Kar Liya Karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • kabhi tumhari yaad aati hai to sms padh leti hun......aur jayada yaad aati hai to sms bhej deti hun.....aur kabhi tumhari aawaj sunna chahti hu to ek pathhar utha ke kutte ko mar deti hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Emotional Comedy: . Dil Ko Pata Tha Wo Zarur Ayegi Dil Ko Pata Tha Wo Zarur Ayegi . . . Par Kabhi Socha Na Tha K Surprise Me Wo Apna Husband Sath Layegi!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love V/s Daaru- . . . Love- Pagal Banata Hai Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai Daru- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai Love- Me Date Ke 2000/- Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-. . . Love- Me Sabki Suno Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao Faisla Aapke Haath Me . Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... . Ya Jiyo Ladkhadake..... . . . Jai Baatli!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhagwan Har Ek Ke Ghar Jake Use Pyar Nahi De Sakta Isliye Usne "MAA" Banayi, Usi Tarah Har Ek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte, Isliye "PATNI" Banayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ne Khatarnak Sher Kharida. Usse Sher Kharidne Ki Wajah Puchi Gayi To Wo Udas Sawar Mein Bola- Pichle Hafte Meri Biwi Marr Gayi H. Uske Bina Ghar Mein Sab Suna-Suna Lagta H.
    • 9 years ago



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